i think i'm functioning pretty well for someone on four hours sleep

my sexy face is sexy. thank you powerade. 

okay winnie and yujie, HELP ME PRETTY PLZ WITH A CHERRY (lol hi cherry) ON TOP! for my art wood carving pic up there^ what should i do for the top left hand square (it's got a horizontal line passing through the middle of it to divide it into two sections, so i need to put two things into it) on the blank right hand side of the left section of the board, i was thinking of doing one of 

these sprial shells (but with the narrow point at the top of the page) 

and then for the bottom right hand square of the RIGHT side of the carving, have this shell ->
but have it standing upright. i still dunno about the top left hand square though......

back to studying, i guess.

OH BTW, VICKY IS MUCHOS HAPPY ABOUT THE POSTERS IN THE NEW GF MAGAZINE.

creepy face is done on purpose, just sayin.

and

where has the excellency gone?

i dont know why, but my grades have been slipping lately.
either i've stopped trying as hard or I'm just getting shittier at everything.

life sucks.

......... and i should be studying.

videos that are guaranteed to make you laugh, smile, and cry.

LAUGH

SMILE

CRY

I'd suggest watching the funny ones after the sad ones so you dont stay depressed forever hahaha.

Hi. My name is Vicky and I am a chronic procrastinator.

I love sad songs and days of sunshine. I love tv shows, movies and books that make me cry and I like strong wind that sweeps me off my feet.

I love how the French language sounds and I love burger king whoppers and usually they're what I always order. I love biology and learning about the world and how it's like a jigsaw where everything falls into place.

I love Christina Perri, Birdy, Maroon 5, Paramore, Florence and the Machine, Sia, Jason Walker, Taylor Swift, The Pretty Reckless, and then all the chart toppers like Kesha and Katy Perry.

I love feeling as if I have lots of friends and I love putting a smile on peoples faces. I love thinking that one day I can make a difference in the world and that my small, insignificant being can change some people's lives for the better.

I love days where my handwriting is neat (in my standards) and I love colours. I wish I didn't need sleep so I could get more things done everyday, but at the same time I love the relief of laying in a soft bed at night when I'm really tired.

I love Vampire Diaries and I love shows and things that I can fangirl over with other friends. I love sunsets and I absolutely adore the stars viewed from the countryside away from the city lights and would give nearly anything to go back to Kahunui, just for the stars.


I don't even know why I started writing this.

the mcawesome

today is the day that all people in the culinary world will celebrate.
today, it the birth of the mcawesome.

what is the mcawesome, you may ask?

it's a piece of raison toast- untoasted, with a handful of grated cheese on top, melted in the oven. then a layer of shaved ham, and on top of all that, an egg.

and of course, invented by yours truly.

it sounds simple, yes, and the pairing of the sweetness from the raison bread with the other savoury items may seem odd at first, but trust me, it's frickin good.




also, i'm so screwed tonight. gotta write personal reading response (they always take me ages) thats due tmrw, write my french speech that should be done by tmrw, finish my art wood cut that should be done today and try to cram in some studying.

Okay everyone

you guys go ahead and all update your blogs so they look really pro and legit and stuff.
I'll just sit here in my corner with my non html-edited blog layout and my noobness.

GG.

ah, so it was miss scarlet who stole the gold pen in the library at dusk!

okay, so on tuesday, sueyeon and marcia came over for a sleepover. sueyeon came over at 9 as usual (its cuz she doesnt have transport any other time) and she brought a whole ice cream box full of strawberries and i was like, shitting rainbows happy cuz i LUURVEE strawberries (AND THEYRE SO EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW!). she also brought the six seasons of how i met your mother that she had downloaded over the years and burned onto cds as my birthday gift :) we watched a couple episodes of big bang theory but marcia came and brought cluedo DVD and mousetrap so we were like LETS PLAY CLUEDO. sueyeon won. they took my cluedoginity btw. we were supposed to go watch footloose in the cinema but then we couldnt be fucked and decided to play mouse trap. omg i SUCK at mouse trap cuz i ALWAYS get that 'fat cat, go back to the start' thing. the last time i played it i landed on it 6 times IN A ROW. played it yesterday, landed on it twice, looked at it with disbelief. but IN THE END I WON THE GAME OMG CRAZY.

okay csb vicky .

after mousetrap we (or rather, I) was/were starving so we went down to the fishnchips shop and bought shit, got home, ate shit, felt fat. then we watched how i met your mother AND OMG ITS SO SO SO FUNNY I WAS PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING. decided i loved how i met your mother and then we watched americas next top model and bitched about the bitches on it. mum came home with food from the restaurant and it was like awwkward marcia doesnt eat chinese food >>;;. so we ended up going to pizza hut and buying pizza. FREE GARLIC BREAD FOR ORDERING ONLINE :D. we watched iron man. sueyeon thought it was scary. le sigh.

holy shit marcia is SO addicted to tumblr, btw. anyway, sueyeon was obsessed with cluedo so after the movie we played cluedo again on the condition that we could watch vmapire diaries afterwards haha. marcia won cluedo even though i was so close but i got the wrong room :(

vampire diaries as awesome as usual. we ate timtam slams and sueyeon didnt know what was going on cuz she was playing tetris and when i gave her a glass of milk she drank it all and then ate half a tim tam. i refilled the glass of milk and told her to do a timtam slam and handed it to her but she thought it was my hand and then she put her timtam into the milk and it was just floating around and IT WAS MY CUP and it was so funny and omg it sounds soo lame when i write it down but i think we thought it was hilarious mainly because we were all sleep deprived cuz it was about 3 in the morning at that point.

when we finally went to sleep i did the rolling in the deep thing that we did at stephs party ahhahaha. doesnt work when one person is on a couch. actually, it kinda works cuz then the other person lifts you on. ..... cathee is probably the only person (who reads my blog)who knows what im talking about right now haha.

anyway, sueyeon was fucking annoying in the morning as usual and woke us up at 10 and we were like NGUHADF FUCK OFF and she kept doing the whiny "wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up" thing and i ended up actually getting up at 12 despite her stealing my blanket and pulling my hair for 2 hours.

anyway we had breakfast and sueyeon burnt a piece of bacon and undercooked a piece that had been sharing a pan. >>;;

then we bussed to city and it started pissing down raining, while we got out of the bus, and then marcia and sueyeon wanted to check out the new art gallery so, geekily, we went there, but to my surprise it was all really cool!

.... reminds me of tumblr >>;;

read the text lolol

really fucking trippy

crystals

 

imagine tripping and falling into that last one hahahah. 

when we got out we got pulled aside to do a questionnaire and we were like =.="

anyway, after that, we walked over to queens wharf to check out the rugby stuff. I hadn't been to city since the rwc started so it was my first time there. i dont even know how we spent so long there. waited in a lot of lines haha. took a lot of touristy pics.

okay so we waited in line for the 2 with the ANZ things on them cuz it was like, a photobooth thingy and there were only 2 groups in front of us but they probably took a gazillion photos which is why we waited so long. and then the last one was SO FUNNY. okay, so we get to the all blacks backing black shed thing, and we walk in and the lady is like, "do u want to take a photo with the all blacks" and we assumed it was like, green screened so we were like yup, and didnt even think about it. we stood there and waited AND SUDDENLY THE ALL BLACKS WALK ON, ON THE SCREEN and at first i didnt even realise and then i heard sueyeon go "HOLY CRAP" and like i look at the screen AND THEY'RE LIKE MOVING AND THROWING THE BALL ACROSS US and i look at my left but there was nothign there and i got so tripped out cuz we werent even in front of a green screen or anything but they were on the screen with us and it was like they were there in real life O_O"

and look at richard kahuis foot haha. HE'S FLOATING!

we walked over to the viaduct and to the maori ship thingy and watched the 3d maori short film thing. sueyeon kept going "omg this is so scary" really loudly cuz she for some reason is scared of underwater scenes in movies. and there were like , 30 other people in the room watching and me and marcia were both like SHHHH!! to her hahaha.

i wanted to go see the rugby 360 degree film in the giant rugby ball but there was a huge line and it was already 5.30 and sueyeon was getting picked up from my house at 6:30, and we had to bus home so we missed out :(

it was fun today though :) funny though cuz the art gallery trip taught me that i should really be more open minded and not just decide to not do something cuz of my prejudices towards it or about how lame i'd look or whatever.

what happened last last friday night

 

the video i made for ding dong :)

um so we didnt go streaking in the park
or skinny dipping in the dark
and we DEFINITELY didn't have a menage a trois

basically, last last friday night, we were lame and we had fun dammit!

so me and lizzi went to her house cuz thats where we were holding maria's ohmygod-she's-leaving-us-so-we-must-celebrate-just-kidding party/sleepover/soiree pyjama >>;; and no one was coming till like, 4:30, so I just whipped out my computer to watch the new vampire diaries episode (which was 'bloody' good btw....seewhatididthere? :D) and lizzi went on tumblr or whatever. and then halfway through my episode, rebecca and sangya came, and then rebecca came to watch vd with me and sangya...uh. i actually have no idea what sangya was doing. maybe playing with lizzis cat idk.

and then maria came, and cathee came (or did cathee come before maria?) and then we were like LOLZ LETS PAINT OUR NAIIILSS!! so we painted our nails and that actually took so much time haha. and then the pizza man came with like, 10 pizzas and i was like :O holy crap! and we all pigged out and ate on the deck freezing our tushies off and laughed and talked and just did what we did best - being fucking hilarious losers. and we played fuck marry kill and i found out that lizzi is a sick fuck who would have sex with voldemort WTF DUDE THE GUY DOESNT HAVE A NOSE *OR* A TAN. then halfway through dinner cherry came, and after a while we moved inside cuz everyone was near getting hypothermia. and then inside we talked and ate and laughed some more and then idk what happened but we started youtubing random videos and they (not me, never me) started tangoing and i was laughing my ass off at them. oh and various people gave maria presents and cathee, lizzi and maria started bawling their eyes out and i laughed at them.

and we did a little model runway thing in lizzi's hallway hahahahha oh god

we were being too loud with all the screaming and cackling and shit so we moved down to the basement and then we all started shuffling to party rock anthem lmfao.... i dont even know... wut okay.

and we swopped outfits hahahahha. cherry needs to buy some minishorts .

after thaaaat, we went upstairs to lizzis movie room and decided what movie to watch. they wanted to watch lion king 1 and a half. i had no say in the matter >.>;; i hadn't even seen lion king 1 at that stage (but i went to watch it with marcia and sueyeon on tuesday - it was good!) but lion king 1 and a half was pretty full of da lolz too. after that, cathee left cuz she wasnt allowed to sleep over, and we watched mulan which was good until the disk decided to be a bitch and kept freezing and skipping parts :(

we ate grapes and popcorn yes party!

and then we went downstairs to the basement to sleep and decided to play truth or dare in the dark but sans the dare part. and everyone fell asleep except for me and cherry and then i decided i was very uncomfortable between two people on a matress so i went to sleep on the floor.

surprisingly, i had a good sleep. next morning i woke up and someone (i cant remember who. think it was lizzi) drew on sangya and marias faces hahaha. we had breakfast (om nom nommity scrambled eggs, bacon, french toast, banana smoothie) and i went and posted on cherrys blog which u can find here. and we kinda sat around being lazy shits for a while, and cherry and reb left early cuz they had stuff on, and me, sangya, maria and lizzi were left.

we walked to mt eden shops and got frappucinos and went to geoffs emporium, which is like, a fucking huge awesome godsland of various crap. spent ages looking for water guns and water balloons before finding them at the front of the shop, all the while, sangya was waiting outside in the cold with the bike hahaha. bought water weapons and two huge bubble mixture blower thingys and walked back home, while blowing bubbles along the way. both bubble blower handles broke during the walk home. shitty made in china stuff hahahah. got home, FINALLY warmed up a bit, got changed into togs and shit, and started filling up water balloons for war lol. i was in a team with sangya cuz lizzi and maria ditched me. water balloons are a bitch to fill up, just saying. took about 20 minutes to fill up 20 and used them up in like, 3 minutes. lizzi and maria are dirty motherfucking soldiers btw. came into our territory like, 8 times. i ended up pouring a bucket of water on them though, but that resulted in them going to the pool to fill up their bucket and thus throwing it on us, and then lizzi throwing me in the pool. ahhaha. but then everyone jumped into the pool, so, meh. and then we had a gun fight/lets-drown-maria thing in the pool and BITCHES I HAVE THE BEST AIM EVER. but sangya was fucking brutal.

and then we went into the spa and it got chilly and the spa wasnt hot enough and we were fucking freezing and like, ran into the house after a while and took showers hahaha.

AND THEN, PERFECT TIMING - IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE :(

and that was the end of our eventful friday/saturday.

pot brownies, smirnoff, beer and gum solves lifes problems

On Today's episode of "What the fuck is going on in Vicky's mind when she dreams at night"......

Okay, so, I was at home in my kitchen and I was making brownies.... but they were pot brownies. And I was crushing up the weed in a mortar and pestle, but the weed looked like broccoli. anyway, I got it really finely crushed and it turned white and powdery and i put it into the brownie mixture and it cooked right away in the oven and came out. I cut it into really tiny 2x2cm pieces and ate two pieces and then suddenly I was at school, VERY high and shit.

For some reason my mind relates high to being drowsy, so I was at school all drowsy and feeling weird. I ate this gobstopper lolly that turned out to be gum, so I was chewing gum at school and was like, well fuck, not only am I high at school, I'm also chewing gum! I was in the Hunter Building and they had finished renovations and I was walking through that coridoor that connects hunter to robertson, and they were putting up all the posters again, and I walk to my locker, and there were new sets of wooden lockers there so I was like wtf, and a teacher saw me and came up to me saying "oh sorry, these lockers are useless now, you can't use them anymore" and opened the new locker where my old locker used to be, and inside was my old locker door (meaning that the new lockers werent lockers at all, and were actually just a big plank of wood with locker doors that open and LOOKED like lockers but were just covers to the old blue lockers.) And then I realised that in my school bag there were TONNES of heavy ass books and there was also an open bottle of beer without the lid (that I actually have in my fridge atm, btw i tried some and it tasted like day old piss EUGH) and i was like SHIT what am i going to do with all the crap in my bag now? I HAVE TO THROW MY BEER AWAY, BUT I CANT THROW IT AWAY IN A BIN AT SCHOOL CUZ THEN THEY'LL KNOW I HAVE BEER AT SCHOOL!! so I was freaking out, but suddenly I was on a train/bus thingy and I was sitting next to a friend (dont remember who) and I said to them "DOES THAT WINDOW OPEN?" and they were like yep! so I opened the window and threw the beer out and IT WAS GONE :D

then I went to this supermarket with my mum after school, and there were these smirnoff bottle packs and I asked my mum to buy it without telling her it was alcohol, and she bought it for me. Then I open it, and see that there's 3 bottles of the actual vodka, but there are 3 little pudding tubs of it in an ice cream version (that isn't cold, but the texture of ice cream) and 3 tubs of the vodka in a jelly version (red, green and yellow) that I usually eat for morning tea at school. and then I ate the little ice cream versions of it and was like wut.

the end!

i also remember I went into this huge hall to do something and I remember lining up in the hall but I dont remember what I was doing ><"

To see or eat brownies in your dream symbolizes self indulgence. You feel that you are deserving of a small gift and are treating yourself to a little sweet reward.

To dream that you are baking brownies represents your sweetness and consideration of other people.

To dream that you are in possession of or taking drugs, signifies your need for a "quick fix" or an escape from reality. You may be turning to a potentially harmful alternative as an instant escape from your problems.

To dream that you are using marijuana signifies illicit activity or ill health.

To dream that you are crushing something denotes that you are under tremendous stress over a decision that you need to make.

To dream that you are chewing gum suggests that you are unable to express yourself effectively. You may feel vulnerable. Alternatively, it symbolizes a sticky situation that you are involved in.

To dream that you are unable to get rid of your gum suggests that you are experiencing some indecision, powerlessness or frustration. You may lack understanding in a situation or find that a current problem is overwhelming. The gum in your mouth is a metaphor for something that you are trying to process or digest. Perhaps you feel that you have bitten off more than you can chew.

To see or drink beer in your dream represents happiness, fogginess, or inspiration. It also indicates that you have quite a social life.

To see or use a locker in your dream signifies aspects of yourself which you have kept hidden inside. Consider what items and belongings are in the locker. In particular, to dream of a school locker denotes hidden feelings, knowledge, and attitudes that you need to learn and/or acknowledge.

To see or ride a school bus in your dream suggests that you are about to venture on an important life journey needed for your own personal growth.

To dream that you are on a train symbolizes your life's journey. It suggests that you are on the right track in life and headed in the right direction. Alternatively, the dream means that you have a tendency to worry needlessly over a situation that will work out in the end.

To dream that you are having a conversation with your mother denotes a matter that has preoccupied your mind and you are not sure how to deal with it in your waking life.

To see or eat jelly in your dream represents insight into a situation you have been wondering about. The dream may be a metaphor for something that is finally taking shape. You have come to some understanding. Alternatively, it indicates that you are preserving or maintaining a sweet relationship.

To see or eat ice cream in your dream denotes good luck, pleasure, success in love and satisfaction with your life. You need to savor the moment and enjoy it. On the other hand, the ice cream may be a pun on "I scream". Perhaps there is something that you need to let out

I love these things!

basically, I'm self indulgent and think I deserve a reward for being a goody-good all the time. I'm sweet and considerate of other people (lol okay), but I need an escape from reality, or I want to try living someone else's life. I want to try illicit activities but am unable to express myself effectively, and feel vulnerable. I'm indecisive over whether or not I want to try illicit activities and am frustrated over my goody-good lifestyle and am stressed over whether or not I want to change it. I see beer, which represents happiness, but I want to get rid of it (er....?) and I've hidden it, so I have a... hidden...social life?? (sure, on the internet haha). okay, I don't think thats right. I think the beer represents me trying illict activities (which hasn't happened cuz my life is boring) and I've hidden it because those thoughts are a secret. lockers represent hidden feelings and aspects of myself, and I see a new, fake locker over my old locker, meaning I have a new fake persona thats hiding my old persona, and hiding who I really am, but all I actually want to be is who I really am, not this fake person. I get rid of my beer (or aka my thoughts of illicit activities) while I'm on my important life journey thats important for my personal growth, and getting rid of those thoughts is the right direction I should be heading in, and I've been needlessly worrying over it because it'll work out in the end (very true). I see my mum and talk to her, meaning this matter has been preoccupying my mind and I don't know how to deal with it irl, and ask her to buy vodka for me, which she does without question, but it turns out the vodka is jelly and icecream. jelly repersents the fact that I have come to an understanding over the matter, and that it's something that I need to let out, which I have done here on my blog :P. The alcohol (or the bottled up thoughts of illicit activities) is made into the form of jelly and icecream, two things that are quite childish, which I think means that I'm trying to grow up too fast, and should really just accept that I can experience all these things when I'm older and that theres no rush :)


fuck yes I love meaningful dreams that create epiphanies in your life.

my whole family is mental

guess what time my 75year old grandma went to sleep last night?

or rather, this AFTERNOON.

1PM. PM!!! 1 PM IN THE AFTERNOON. all because she was watching a chinese tv series!! so, that is 13 HOURS OF WATCHING A TV SERIES. WITHOUT SLEEP. and she woke up at 4pm and now shes watching it again! 3 hours sleep!!! INSANE.

my mum gets really addicted to tv series' too. so does my other grandma and my aunties. NO WONDER MY BROTHER AND I TURNED OUT THIS WAY. ITS IN OUR GENES.

only person in our family that doesnt get hooked onto tv programs is my dad, but he's addicted to playing online bridge ahahhhah

i went to sleep at 4.30am last night hahahaha. my mum came in to my room at 1am and i had quickly shut my computer and was just like, chillin and moisterizing, and she knew something was suspicious so she took my computer and i was like :(

and after she left i was like LOL JKS I STILL HAVE MY MAC MWAHAHAHA. but then my mac wasnt connected to my new internet and the internet password is like AAKDFKJSDHF18239ADKF so i went to my brothers room and was like, "do you have the internet password?" and he's like "yeah lol why do u need it?" and im like "mum took my computer." and he's liek "oh then how-" and im like "....mac" and he's like "LOL OWNED" and im like "booom yes"

lol csv.

i ended up doing my french diary thing at 3am in the morning just cuz i felt like it ahahha. omg it takes me soo long to write it D:  AND WE SOUND SO LAME LOOLLOOL

"a la soiree pyjama nous avons regarde les films de disney..." OTL

also,

last night (or this morning, if you want to be literal) I had a dream nightmare where the All Blacks lost to the Wallabies, 33-30.

It was terrifying.

OMeGle

i wrote a shitlong post on tumblr about the last vampire diaries episode. if you're bored and want to read that heres the link: HI!

i also did a voice meme, if you care: HELLO!

OKAY so last niight was fun haha. Basically, I went on omegle video and aimed to make as many people smile as I could. IT WAS SUCCESSFUULLL!

this guy was lolz and kept giving me weird looks hahahaha. i barely remember what i was saying to him cuz he was like, one of the last pple i talked to.

and this guy was 18 and from germany and he was really hot. but then he asked me to flash him my bewbs and i was like no and he disconnected and i was liek :(

this guy was an italian pornstar called luca. CRAZY i know right?!!?!?! LOL but he was really nice (AND HOT) and i was bugging him with questions about his ...uh.... industry. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET A PORNSTAR. I WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION LOLOL. Apparently when they film, it's just like a normal movie and shit. And most of the time the girls are bitches so it's not very uh... fun. and he didnt like, whip out his dick or anything, BUT HE DID STAND UP AND EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WEARING PANTS HIS BONER WAS LIKE, FUCKING MASSIVE. i was like.... dude, is that even natural D: he cant wear jeans cuz his dick is too big. O_O poor guy. hahahaha

he kept going "hey you could be a pornstar" and i'd be like -___-  no.

this guy said he was in al qaeda looool. THIS WAS SO FUNNY, okay, so he was REALLY REALLY SERIOUS and i kept smiling really big and being a stupid cunt and so he did this REALLY ADORABLE SMILE AND I WAS PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING cuz he was sooo serious and then his smile was like, a cute cherub smile!!!




and this turk guy (i dont have a photo of him) was cool until he whipped out his dick lmfao.

You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hi
You: are u in al qaeda?
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: you
You: im just joking
You: no im in the chinese mafia
Stranger: ı am turk mafia
You: holy shit wouldnt want to mess with u then
You: hey im the mob boss tho
You: so
Stranger: you chına
You: no im not china
Stranger: where
You: im aussie (lol i know i lied)
Stranger: are you child
You: no im 64 years old
You: i look good for my age
Stranger: no 15
You: HOW DID U GUESS
You: OMG
You: UVE GOT A SUPERPOWER
You: okay i'll guess ur age
Stranger: you are young
You: hmmmmmm
Stranger: very young
You: 31?
Stranger: ı am 34 years
You: LOOKIN GOOD FOR UR AGE POPS
You: got any kids?
Stranger: can you show me
You: show you what
You: PLEASE DONT END UP BEING A PERV
Stranger: stand up
You: CMON
Stranger: maybeeee
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DONT BE A PERV
You: CMON
You: U SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY
You: NO
You: PLEASE DONT FLASH ME UR DICK
You: I HAD SUCH GOOD FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF YOU
You: IM ONLY 15
You: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!1
Stranger: noooooooooooo
Stranger: ı dont
Stranger: show to you
You: good!
Stranger: fisrt you
You: NO!
You: NO
Stranger: ok
You: NO!
You: NO
You: DONT U DARE
You: CMON
Stranger: seeee
You: I THOUGHT U WERE NICE
Stranger: youuu
You: please
You: GOD
You: NO N
You: NO
You: STOP IT
You: I THOGUHT U WERE NICE
You: IM GONNA DISCONNECT
You: U WERE SO COOL
You: CMON DUDE
You: DONT RUIN IT
You: I ASKED IF U HAD KIDS
You: OH GOD
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I HATE YOU
You: I DONT LIKE THIS STRIP TEASE
You: UR GROSS
You: IM DISCONNECTING
You: BE ASHAMED
You: IM NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE SCREEN ANYMORE
You: GOD!
You: U SUCK
You: PUT IT AWAY
You: PUT IT AWAY
You: PUT IT
You: AWAY
You: GO
You: TAKE
You: IT
You: I DONT WANT IT
You: IHATE YOU
You: IM DISCONNECTING
You: GET A JOB
You: STOP BEING MEAN
You: CMON
You: TURKEY MAN
You: 34 YEAR OLD TURKEY MAN
You: UR BETTER THAN THIS
You: okay thank you
You: that was mean
Stranger: youuuuuuuu
You: okay do a peace sign now
You: do peace sign!
Stranger: can you
Stranger: show
You: PEACE SIGN
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: to me
You: STOP IT
You: STOP BEING A PERV
You: CMON BE A COOL GUY
You: CMON LOOK HOW NICE I AM
Stranger: ok baby
You: PEACE SIGN BRO
Stranger: you very little
You: AND SILLY FACE
You: im not little im just having fun
Stranger: ı am go
You: NO
Stranger: ok bye
You: DO PEACE SIGN
You: FIRST
You: THEN GO
Stranger: now
You: THROW THEM DEUCES UP
You: WHATS 2 +2 ?
Stranger: youuuu
You: BYE
You: YOU DA MAN
Stranger: ok
You: NOW GO FLASH UR PENIS ELSEWHERE
You: BYE BYE NOW MR 34 YEAR OLD TURK


there was this guy called steve 29 from UK and he didnt show me his face the WHOLE TIME WE WERE TALKING (and it was for aaaaaaaages) so i was just talking to a torso and arms for like, an hour. he was all like "you can see any part of my body" and i was like "k ur face" and he's like "except that" so i was like "I WANNA SEE YOUR BIG TOE!" and it was lolz cuz he actually showed me his big toe. and then i mocked the english rugby team. omg i cant even remember what else we were talking about >>;;

people kept asking me to show them boobs so i was like 'lol k' if they'd been talking me for ages and showed them this poster of nicki minaj:

and theyd be like NOOO so i'd be like oh okay are u into this shit then?:

^ la taylor lautner doin duh blue steel face. LOOOOL

there was also this brazillian guy and he and his penis were there to greet me first and i was all like NO NO PENIS PLEASE! and cuz i was being fucking hilarious me, he stopped doing his shit and sat down and talked hahaha. i was talking to him about francisco lachowski (i spelt it right!) and even though he was nice, he had to use a translator so it took ages for him to reply so i said byebye and left.

everytime someone was jacking off in front of the camera i would just be like "get a job" or "get a girlfriend" and they'd always disconnect. HAHAAAAAAAAAAA ooh sensitive, are we?

i made so many pple lol teehee. it made me feel good about myself. everyone was liek "lol ur funny" and i was like ehehe thank you. AND A COUPLE PPLE THOUGHT I WAS 19+ AND I WAS LIKE WOAH WUT MAYBE I SHUD START TRYING TO GET INTO CLUBS!

anyways that was fun.

i bought a 'bullshit' stamp

ME GUSTA

(from typo) took me ages to decide between a BULLSHIT stamp, an OMG stamp and a WTF stamp hahaa.

im going around stamping it onto all surfaces i can find. :D

oh and, as you can see in the background of that photo, i STILL HAVENT FINISHED RENOVATING MY POSTER WALL GRRR

other crap i found on my photobooth (or webcam camera whatever its called):

this omelet was soo good oi.

gotta go read brain bree stuff and do french homework bye.

hello creepers

 

guys. what the hell is going on?!

i mean, i dont know about you, but for me, 49 pageviews in a day is a fucking lot.

IF YOU'RE A CREEPER ON MY BLOG, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!!

don't be anonymous :( i dont bite. much. unless you're into that sorta thing, in which case, message me ;)


lol but srsly. <3 <3

i am incredibly worried for my sanity.

guys i just cleaned my shower. like, just fucking started randomly cleaning my shower. at 2am.

i was brushing my teeth, getting ready for bed, and i just hopped into the shower and started fucking scrubbing at it with a scrubby cloth thingy and water without any cleaning products. and all the while I was just thinking "WHY THE FUCK AM I CLEANING MY SHOWER AT 2AM?!"

anyway, it was really satisfying. I feel clean now.

Is this some sort of OCD symptom?


anyway, things I have to do this holidays (written down merely for my benefit on organisation):

• french assignment
• go over to cherrys and work on art
• study maths!!
• go over science
• brain bee
• get up to date on nikita
• get up to date on pretty little liars (but this can be put off cuz new episodes dont start till 2012)
• watch all seasons of how i met your mother (sueyeon got it all on dvd for me :D)
• finish reading fallout and tricks .... and return them cuz they're overdue/or renew them
• reread the godfather
• regulate my fucking body clock so I'm not waking up at 2pm every day
• FINISH ORGANIZING MY FUCKING POSTER WALL GODDAMMIT
• learn how to plait my bloody hair (i am actually a sad excuse for a girl)
• watch supernatural from the beginning of series (not important)
• try to get a social life
• keep computer use to a minimum
• eat healthy
• exercise
• grow taller

today I woke up at 2pm, suddenly (and randomly) thought of tyra banks directing debut video editorial she did for ann, chelsea, jane and kayla in antm and youtubed it. saw a sidelink on victoria secret runway fashion show thingy. got really depressed and felt like shit after watching all the pretty, skinny models and vowed to start eating healthy and exercising. went downstairs and ate a sausage roll for breafast (FAIL) and an up&go. fucked around on facebook and tumblr. made plans with marcia and later, sueyeon. felt as if my brain juices were being sucked dry from excessive computer use, and decided to finish rearranging my poster wall (which has been in renovation mode since LAST holidays and is all hole-y and unfinished). rearranged 3 posters before getting distracted and stopping. ate a banana. went on skype with aleigha where she asked for my opinion on her outfit for the party she was going to (cuz unlike me, she has a social life...) got a VERY awkward phone call from someone (comment if you want to know about it, it's really not that exciting, but i probably shouldnt blog about it). started investigating various tv shows on tv.com. decided to watch the top rated ep for how i met your mother to see what i thought of it. wasn't that funny. decided to watch the new season of big bang theory. laughed my fucking ass off. got through half of the first ep of season 5 before my brother got home. got forced to restart the episode and rewatch it with him and amy (his gf) during dinner (our dinners are really informal at home). watched the second ep of season 5 with him. realised we capped the internet by the third episode cuz even facebook couldn't load. got depressed. resorted to watching nikita. watched 3 awesome episodes of nikita. (OHMYGOD EPISODE 16 IS SO SO TRIPPY HOLY CRAP). got told by jade to watch ben's accent video (it took a fucking eternity to load btw). watched it. surprise-lol'd at his accent. cleaned my shower. came on blogspot.

the end.

did my nails

 

like a boss!

Did the whole 'pour two types of nail polish into some kinda small dish (it doesnt even need sides, i just used a piece of aluminium foil...  the nail polish isnt too liquidy so it doesnt spill out), swirl it a bit with a toothpick. dip nails into the nail polish mixture. (a bit is gonna go on your skin, but you can wipe that off with remover afterwards). coat with two layers of clear nail polish.

also....

Girlfriend magazine Nov 2009, Dolly magazine Oct 2011

WTF?!?!?! Dolly totally ripped off GF wuuuut. guess that's what happens when you use the same picture as another magazine for your cover...

And this month, both Dolly Mag and GF mag had Selena Gomez as their covergirl (different pictures though)

and I dont like Selena Gomez very much and saw both of them and was like -___-" ugh. and both dolly and gf this month had a big "100" somethingsomething something article on their cover in the same place lol. awkward. I only bought the Dolly this week though cuz I cant afford two magazines at once haha.

lol my holidays are so fucking eventful. post about maria's leaving party coming soon... if i can be bothered.

personality disorder test.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- oh. okay. i wouldnt say they were HIGH, necessarily.