ORIGAMI CRANE

For Sueyeons (Belated) birthday card (thats not really a card) thing, I'm gonna make 15 origami cranes and write messages on the wings of them. Thought it was a good idea at the time, but then i actually started making the cranes and they all look like deformed little... shitpieces. It takes me ages to make one. I'm on number 7 at the moment.

Quite relaxing though, tbh.



I'm getting fat. Sitting on my bed everyday, sleeping till past noon, and not doing any exercise whatsoever. MAAAAAAAN.

fruitytooty

So fucking obsessed with smoothies right now.
Made one today with banana, berries, feijoa and kiwifruit. ohmygooooooddddd.

Smoothies over any other drink. Anyday.



Today in the car with my mum, 'baby' by justin bieber came on the radio and i started laughing and asked my mum:

"Do you think this is a boy or a girl singing?"

and she's like:

"... girl."

and I'm like LOL and then she looks at me and she's like:

"Oh, is this the boy that all the girls scream over?"

and I nod and she kinda just looks at the radio and is like:

"he's not even a good singer."

I always seem to say the wrong thing and act extremely awkward and clumsy when I meet new people.

easter show was .... interesting.

lots of standing around and not knowing what to do with my hands - the result? locking and unlocking my phone repeatedly.

6 hours of just making a complete dick of myself.

speaking of dicks... i called the 3 guys I met "blowjobs". Like, "LOL YOU BLOWJOB", as a reference to Russell Peters. They didn't get it. It was awkward.

fuuuuuuuuck my life.

"Hi this is sue....

... from the plastic surgery department. We hear you have made an appointment for a chin reduction. Is this true? Okay thank you."

LOL FUCK BRO YOU'RE HILARIOUS. HAHA. Thing is, I already get that shit from my friends all the time, so if you want to actually come up with something insulting, you're welcome to prank call me again.


Lol so fuck you cuz I know my lifes great. I got a family who love me, I have a warm bed and a roof above my head. I like my eyes and my hair and I bet I'm more talented than you and I'm a much nicer person too because I don't go around calling people up and leaving shitty (and pretty pathetic attempts of) hate messages, cause I'm confidant about myself, and I don't need to bring others down in order to entertain myself. Every night, I can think of lists and lists of good things that happened to me that day. I go to school, get good grades and have good friends. You can tease me about my chin all the fuck you want and it doesn't even bother me anymore, cuz like you said, I'm getting a 'chin reduction' soon, and I've gone through primary, intermediate and a year of high school with this chin, and the the jokes dont even faze me anymore.

So yeah, I REALLY hope you read this, whoever you are, and I hope you realize how stupid and pathetic you are. What if I was someone who didn't have a good life, and I checked my voicemail to hear that? What if I had problems at home, problems with myself? What if I was really self concious about myself, and I heard that? What if I had had a really bad day, got home and heard that? Do you ever think of the consequences behind your actions? What if I seriously hurt myself, or committed suicide, with your message being the last straw? Would you be able to live with that? With the fact that because one saturday night, you got bored, prank called a random girl from your friends contact list, and she ended up dead because of you?

It's not funny.

Oh, btw, I don't even know why you were bored enough to call me tonight. Did you see what was on TV? Bridget Jones Diary and 2nd to last episode of America's Next Top Model!! I had to constantly flip between channels to watch each. You missed out man.

the embarrassment of me putting down my email address (that I made when I was seven) on applications and forms is unfathomable.

oh yeah btw.

dave franco - MY NEW HUSBAND.

he auditioned for edward cullen but didn't get it. UMMM, CASTING CREW, DO YOU NEED TO GO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED? he's my desktop background right now :D

oh, on a side note, speaking of francos. i got 127 hours off my brother a couple of days ago, even though he was weary of giving it to me and warned me it was incredibly gruesome, but i was like PSSH I CAN HANDLE IT. so, i just wanted to check out the bit where he cuts off his arm and like, fastforwded thru the film and HOLY SHIT MOST GRUESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IT WAS JUST AWFUL MY DREAMS ARE HAUNTED BY THE IMAGE OF HIS ARM BEING CHOPPED OFF AND BLOOD ALL AROUND HIS MOUTH AND HOLY SHIT. I'm usually not even squeamish around blood but that was freakin traumatizing. 

just ... yeah. if you have a weak stomach, stay away from that movie.

OH EXTRA SIDE NOTE. anyone watch new vampire diaries episode? IT WAS GOOD. KLAUS = BAMF. i am so pumped for the season finale. i have a feeling elenas gonna turn into a vampire in the finale cuz julie plec talks about how in season 3 they have to adjust to a new change and they really do an indepth look on immortality. and since the last episode is called "as i lay dying" I think it'll be that Elena gets killed but she consumed (most likely) Damon's blood beforehand so she comes back in season 3 as a vampire, but at the end of the season finale of season 2, she's like, laying there... dying.
90% chance i'm wrong.

too busy to be busy but still incredibly lazy.

i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reeeeaaalllyyy need to start on my holiday homework.

^ i didnt even  copy and paste that shit. SEE WHAT LENGTHS I HAVE TO GO TO WHEN I PROCRASTINATE.

It's like, I actually feel SICK when i think about how much homework I have to do. My legs get all numb and I do that weird body shiver thing. And I KNOW how freakin screwed I am but I seriously cannot bring myself to do it.

OMG KILL ME.


Slept over at Marias last night with Reb. OMG BECCA'S DOGS SO CUTE OMG I WANT TO STEAL IT AND PAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
.... Yeah that didnt come out right.


they didnt like remember me :(

Last song was better than i expected lol. Mainly cuz of liam hemsworths shirtlessness. yeeah boy.

omg i really want to read unbearable lightness by portia de rossi. i read like, the first 5 chapters online and i reeeally like it. and plus, its a memoir, so hopefully that falls under autobiography for reading log? i went to the public libraries and reserved it and apparently I'm the 93rd person on the waiting list.

yeah, so, i cant wait to read it.....

.... in 2015. =.="


i completely fail with the whole 30 day song challenge thing. omg, i just can't even think about that right now.

AND I HAVE TO MAKE SUEYEONS CARD AND DO THE CHINESE CINDERELLA ASSIGNMENT AND READ WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN AND WRITE A REPORT ABOUT IT AND FINISH MY ART ANIMATION AND WRITE MY FRENCH SPEECH AND DO MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRODUCT STORY THING AND REARRANGE MY POSTERS ON MY WALL AND TRANSFER EVERYTHING FROM MY OLD LAPTOP TO MY NEW ONE AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

i need a personal assistant.


any volunteers?




lol u knw when you hear someone say something and it's a song lyric and you start singing it but no one knows what the fuck youre on about? yeah.
whenever someone says  "back up" - forever and always piano version ,taylor swift
"i'll be back!" -  i'll be back, 2pm
... there are others but i can't remember them at the moment. LOL NO ONE CARES ANYWAY.

Watching No Strings Attached atm

I am laughing my ass off. Best movie ever!

Emma: ... The height difference? We stand next to each other and it looks like he's kidnapping me!

GPOY.

Guy: I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We get to be passive aggressive and fight -
Patrice: You're not even a woman!!
-later-
Patrice: Its like a crime scene in my pants!

HE HAD SEX WITH HER AND GOT HER A BALLOON WITH CONGRATS ON IT HAHAHA

Shira (yelling across hospital): WE'RE SLUTS EMMA! WE'RE DIRTY DIRTY SLUTS!

AT LAST

I HAVE FINISHED READING JANE EYRE. ohmygod, you don't know how much of an achievement this is for me. I started reading it last year in like, March and never got time and had to continuously return it to the library and get it out again!... It was a vicious cycle. So, the books fall into one of the categories for a reading log assignment we have to do in English so I decided to finish reading it for school and I stupidly put it off for this whole term and left it all to this weekend. I had half the book left to read and I JUST FINISHED READING IT!!!!!! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS I'm so happy!!!!!!

"While I was eagerly glancing at the bright pages of 'Marmion' (for 'Marmion' it was), St John stooped to examine my drawing. His tall figure sprang erect again with a start: he said nothing."

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAA.




Oh shit, i wrote this and forgot to post it :S

muffled snickers

skip to 0:15 if you dont want to see me awkwardly staring at my laptop screen.

Funniest shit ever. Pay attention to Maria in the background.

#2. Your least favourite song

I dont know what to put, so...

it's cliche, i know. I actually kinda love it for its shittyness.

#1. Your favourite song

Ouch I have lost myself again 
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found, 
Yeah I think that I might break 
I've lost myself again and I feel unsafe

30 day song challenge

day 01 - your favorite song
day 02 - your least favorite song
day 03 - a song that makes you happy 
day 04 - a song that makes you sad
day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone
day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere
day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain event 
day 08 - a song that you know all the words to
day 09 - a song that you can dance to
day 10 - a song that makes you fall asleep 
day 11 - a song from your favorite band 
day 12 - a song from a band you hate 
day 13 - a song that is a guilty pleasure 
day 14 - a song that no one would expect you to love 
day 15 - a song that describes you 
day 16 - a song that you used to love but now hate 
day 17 - a song that you hear often on the radio
day 18 - a song that you wish you heard on the radio
day 19 - a song from your favorite album
day 20 - a song that you listen to when you’re angry 
day 21 - a song that you listen to when you’re happy
day 22 - a song that you listen to when you’re sad
day 23 - a song that you want to play at your wedding
day 24 - a song that you want to play at your funeral
day 25 - a song that makes you laugh
day 26 - a song that you can play on an instrument
day 27 - a song that you wish you could play
day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty
day 29 - a song from your childhood 
day 30 - your favorite song at this time last year


From facebook :)

Over and done with

I feel like I never finish these and i want to do a new 30 day challenge but this is stopping me from doing it, so I'm gonna finish this one right now.

Day 16- Something you’re afraid of.

Moths. Heights (it makes me queasy but doesn't stop me from jumping off things). Pigeons. Failure. Rejection. 

Day 17- Your recent dream.

IDK but Harriet was in it. I dont know what she was doing, but I believe it wasnt dodgy at all.

Day 18- What you are most worried about.

Exams..... next term.

Day 19- 3 Wishes.

1. I wish that i get into a medical program somewhere in a really good university in America and get a MD.
2. I wish that I'll stay at St Cuths for the rest of my secondary education
3. I wish that I'll live a happy, fulfilled life with loving friends and family.

Day 20- One thing you would do before you died.

Do something that is great enough so that I have my own wikipedia page.

Day 21- Who/What made you who you are now?

My parents, my friends, the media, my brother, twilight fanfiction.

Day 22- What you will do differently when you become a parent.

Not let my kid spend as much time as me on the computer/tv. Teach them how to ride a bike and swim before they turn 6 and get them to always do sports. Get them to learn two instruments and stick with them.

Day 23- Who you would want to be for a day.

Britney Spears.

Day 24- What you would do if you won the lottery.

Travel around the world, buy a bigger house in a nicer area, go on a shopping spree.  Pay off debts for my parents.

Day 25- Initials of the people that have had the biggest impact on your life.

GX, JJ, QJ

Day 26- Lyrics of 5 songs you can relate to.

Fuck, um. I'll do this later.

Day 27- Where you see yourself 10 years from now.

doing last year of graduate program. (HAHA I HAVE NO LIFE EVEN IN 10 YEARS FROM NOW)

Day 28- Something/Someone you envy.

If I told you I'd have to kill you. 

Day 29- Whats in your wallet.

I haavee.... my eftpos, my film squad card, my library card, my subway card, a mcdonalds 'VIP' card, my student id, my last years student id, two polaroid pictures (one of me and sueyeon, one of me, sueyeon and 2 of her friends outside rainbows end), a movie stub for i am number four, a reciept from subway, a receipt from cinemas,  a movie stub for green hornet, a movie stub for burlesque, the reciept for the straightener i got for mei's birthday, a whitcoulls reciept for the card i got for mei's bday, a receipt from factorie for my sunnies, and a book voucher that the librarians at school gave to us. Also $7.90 in coins.

Day 30- Random picture.

I have three. two of which are gifs.

This is pretty awesome:

mmmm mr pettyfer ;)

Apparently if you do 3 push ups every day for two weeks, by the end of it you'll be able to do 100 push ups at once, no sweat.

ON VERRA!

I swear I'm a little obsessed with this fitness thing right now. I saw the ab circle pro ad and was SO TEMPTED TO BUY IT. Need to obsess less and focus on studying for my french test tmrw.

VICKY GTFO BLOGGER.
okay.


was watching he's just not that into you before on TV. Gigi you stupid desperado. you made me change the channel with your annoying ways. justin long was obviously not into you!

bradley cooper and scarlett johannson have chemistry. i likey.

OMG I TOTALLY THOUGHT JENNIFER CONNELY WAS DEMI MOORE.
They look so alike :O


GAH SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO'S ANNOYED AT MY OBSESSION OVER EXERCISE AND ETC RIGHT NOW. It's just a phase, I swear.

I worked so hard this week and it was all in vain.

Fucking peanut m'n'ms. Fucking hatechu and love you at the same time. GARHHH.
Tomorrow I'm going back to carrot sticks.


Had choir this morning for chapel. We stuffed up so bad it was so embarrassing. In front of like, 200 people. FML.

You & Co.

181. Don't you see how I try so hard to impress you? I look up to you, you know. I act like an idiot around you and I feel like I should know you better, but I don't. You barely know me either. I know you secretly hate me. I'm sorry.

187. Stop being a bitch. You make mountains out of molehills and I'm sick of it.

273. I'm so sorry for not being there anymore. I'm so worried about you right now and I don't know how to approach the situation. You are such a good friend and I really miss you and your smile and goofiness. I wish I saw you more. I feel like I barely know you now.

391. We were friends - pretty close ones too. Why don't you talk to me anymore? Or better yet, why is it so awkward when you do talk to me now?

536. You seem really cool. I really want to get to know you, be your friend, or something - I just don't know how to talk to you or start the conversation. And plus, there are various barriers that are reasons why I can't actually be your friend.

714 & 981. I'm sorry for being so mean lately. I can't help it for some reason. It's nothing you can change - just the things you say, the way you say it and how you act. For some reason its just irritating me so much and I snap. I can't control it, I'm so sorry.

716. You are disgusting. I hope you rot in hell. You should be ashamed and if it was up to me, I'd report your ass to the police so that you could be locked up in jail. All I want to do is cut off your dick, you sick fuck.

791. Where did you go? I am losing you and I'm scared because I can feel you retreating, slowly. I go back to my old self when I'm with you.

792. I am finally over it. There's no more stalking your profile, no more thinking 'what if'. All I want is to be your friend again.

I have an urge to paint my walls black and get some fairy lights.

IMO

Glee is retarded. Just, ugh. IDK whether its just got worse or if I've just realised, but everytime I watch it and they start singing I'm just like ugh omgggg embarrasing... They just randomly break out into song and you can hear the autotune so clearly and it just doesnt sound natural and it's so awkward and I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH IT.


Sorry if I offended any gleeks out there with this post, but I'm watching it right now and Sam just started singing baby and i was like "I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!"


in other news....

Lower stomach exercises ^. do em when you wake up and right before you go to sleep. I'm going through another "I'm going to get healthy!" phase. I was actually doing pretty well until I went to China haha. So....

• Drink min. 2 bottles of water a day
• Do min. 30 minutes of exercise every day
• Be in bed by 11:30.
• No sweets or chips, but chocolate is allowed occaisonally
• Eat fruit and veges instead of other junk food as often as possible. And no greasy food from tuckshop.

Okay, seriously, everytime someone on glee does the darn hair flick, i retch out loud.

I have my dads stomach :( 

But like, to a much lesser extent. If you ever saw his belly, you'd know what I mean. It's so depressing. I have my dad's mum's calves (FML), I have my dad's eyebrows, I have my dad's lips, I have my mums eyes, I have my dad's temper, I have my mum's body shape, I have my mums feet and her hands. Je ne sais pas why I wrote all that down. 

I have  a french test on Monday. I'm so screwed.

Rachel Berry's singing voice bugs me. 

Sorry for being a bitch to you....? I can't help it for some reason. I don't actually know what's going on with me :(