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i wrote a shitlong post on tumblr about the last vampire diaries episode. if you're bored and want to read that heres the link: HI!

i also did a voice meme, if you care: HELLO!

OKAY so last niight was fun haha. Basically, I went on omegle video and aimed to make as many people smile as I could. IT WAS SUCCESSFUULLL!

this guy was lolz and kept giving me weird looks hahahaha. i barely remember what i was saying to him cuz he was like, one of the last pple i talked to.

and this guy was 18 and from germany and he was really hot. but then he asked me to flash him my bewbs and i was like no and he disconnected and i was liek :(

this guy was an italian pornstar called luca. CRAZY i know right?!!?!?! LOL but he was really nice (AND HOT) and i was bugging him with questions about his ...uh.... industry. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET A PORNSTAR. I WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION LOLOL. Apparently when they film, it's just like a normal movie and shit. And most of the time the girls are bitches so it's not very uh... fun. and he didnt like, whip out his dick or anything, BUT HE DID STAND UP AND EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WEARING PANTS HIS BONER WAS LIKE, FUCKING MASSIVE. i was like.... dude, is that even natural D: he cant wear jeans cuz his dick is too big. O_O poor guy. hahahaha

he kept going "hey you could be a pornstar" and i'd be like -___-  no.

this guy said he was in al qaeda looool. THIS WAS SO FUNNY, okay, so he was REALLY REALLY SERIOUS and i kept smiling really big and being a stupid cunt and so he did this REALLY ADORABLE SMILE AND I WAS PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING cuz he was sooo serious and then his smile was like, a cute cherub smile!!!




and this turk guy (i dont have a photo of him) was cool until he whipped out his dick lmfao.

You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hi
You: are u in al qaeda?
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: you
You: im just joking
You: no im in the chinese mafia
Stranger: ı am turk mafia
You: holy shit wouldnt want to mess with u then
You: hey im the mob boss tho
You: so
Stranger: you chına
You: no im not china
Stranger: where
You: im aussie (lol i know i lied)
Stranger: are you child
You: no im 64 years old
You: i look good for my age
Stranger: no 15
You: HOW DID U GUESS
You: OMG
You: UVE GOT A SUPERPOWER
You: okay i'll guess ur age
Stranger: you are young
You: hmmmmmm
Stranger: very young
You: 31?
Stranger: ı am 34 years
You: LOOKIN GOOD FOR UR AGE POPS
You: got any kids?
Stranger: can you show me
You: show you what
You: PLEASE DONT END UP BEING A PERV
Stranger: stand up
You: CMON
Stranger: maybeeee
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DONT BE A PERV
You: CMON
You: U SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY
You: NO
You: PLEASE DONT FLASH ME UR DICK
You: I HAD SUCH GOOD FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF YOU
You: IM ONLY 15
You: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!1
Stranger: noooooooooooo
Stranger: ı dont
Stranger: show to you
You: good!
Stranger: fisrt you
You: NO!
You: NO
Stranger: ok
You: NO!
You: NO
You: DONT U DARE
You: CMON
Stranger: seeee
You: I THOUGHT U WERE NICE
Stranger: youuu
You: please
You: GOD
You: NO N
You: NO
You: STOP IT
You: I THOGUHT U WERE NICE
You: IM GONNA DISCONNECT
You: U WERE SO COOL
You: CMON DUDE
You: DONT RUIN IT
You: I ASKED IF U HAD KIDS
You: OH GOD
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I HATE YOU
You: I DONT LIKE THIS STRIP TEASE
You: UR GROSS
You: IM DISCONNECTING
You: BE ASHAMED
You: IM NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE SCREEN ANYMORE
You: GOD!
You: U SUCK
You: PUT IT AWAY
You: PUT IT AWAY
You: PUT IT
You: AWAY
You: GO
You: TAKE
You: IT
You: I DONT WANT IT
You: IHATE YOU
You: IM DISCONNECTING
You: GET A JOB
You: STOP BEING MEAN
You: CMON
You: TURKEY MAN
You: 34 YEAR OLD TURKEY MAN
You: UR BETTER THAN THIS
You: okay thank you
You: that was mean
Stranger: youuuuuuuu
You: okay do a peace sign now
You: do peace sign!
Stranger: can you
Stranger: show
You: PEACE SIGN
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: to me
You: STOP IT
You: STOP BEING A PERV
You: CMON BE A COOL GUY
You: CMON LOOK HOW NICE I AM
Stranger: ok baby
You: PEACE SIGN BRO
Stranger: you very little
You: AND SILLY FACE
You: im not little im just having fun
Stranger: ı am go
You: NO
Stranger: ok bye
You: DO PEACE SIGN
You: FIRST
You: THEN GO
Stranger: now
You: THROW THEM DEUCES UP
You: WHATS 2 +2 ?
Stranger: youuuu
You: BYE
You: YOU DA MAN
Stranger: ok
You: NOW GO FLASH UR PENIS ELSEWHERE
You: BYE BYE NOW MR 34 YEAR OLD TURK


there was this guy called steve 29 from UK and he didnt show me his face the WHOLE TIME WE WERE TALKING (and it was for aaaaaaaages) so i was just talking to a torso and arms for like, an hour. he was all like "you can see any part of my body" and i was like "k ur face" and he's like "except that" so i was like "I WANNA SEE YOUR BIG TOE!" and it was lolz cuz he actually showed me his big toe. and then i mocked the english rugby team. omg i cant even remember what else we were talking about >>;;

people kept asking me to show them boobs so i was like 'lol k' if they'd been talking me for ages and showed them this poster of nicki minaj:

and theyd be like NOOO so i'd be like oh okay are u into this shit then?:

^ la taylor lautner doin duh blue steel face. LOOOOL

there was also this brazillian guy and he and his penis were there to greet me first and i was all like NO NO PENIS PLEASE! and cuz i was being fucking hilarious me, he stopped doing his shit and sat down and talked hahaha. i was talking to him about francisco lachowski (i spelt it right!) and even though he was nice, he had to use a translator so it took ages for him to reply so i said byebye and left.

everytime someone was jacking off in front of the camera i would just be like "get a job" or "get a girlfriend" and they'd always disconnect. HAHAAAAAAAAAAA ooh sensitive, are we?

i made so many pple lol teehee. it made me feel good about myself. everyone was liek "lol ur funny" and i was like ehehe thank you. AND A COUPLE PPLE THOUGHT I WAS 19+ AND I WAS LIKE WOAH WUT MAYBE I SHUD START TRYING TO GET INTO CLUBS!

anyways that was fun.