stop it vicky you're narcissism is showing

so yesterday after finally properly tidying up my room, i decided to cake my face with make up just for kicks.

then of course, i proceeded to camwhore.

since i am narcissistic enough to want to show these to people bcz i like em but not narcissistic enough to actually make an album and post them on facebook, i decided to post them on blogspot. but tbh no one cares lol.

obviously the last one is the best one.

this is only a small sample of the 50 or so photos i took haha

so i was being annoying to my mum asking her to take me to buy the nice dress i saw ages ago in valleygirl when i went with marcia and since there is nowhere to park in town, we went to newmarket because i assumed there'd be the same dress in the newmarket valleygirl.

too bad the newmarket valleygirl shut down.

#firstworldproblems

i bought a 'bullshit' stamp

ME GUSTA

(from typo) took me ages to decide between a BULLSHIT stamp, an OMG stamp and a WTF stamp hahaa.

im going around stamping it onto all surfaces i can find. :D

oh and, as you can see in the background of that photo, i STILL HAVENT FINISHED RENOVATING MY POSTER WALL GRRR

other crap i found on my photobooth (or webcam camera whatever its called):

this omelet was soo good oi.

gotta go read brain bree stuff and do french homework bye.

ouchies

well, slap my arse and call me sally.

I finally did it. I crippled myself :(

After badminton today (which was hilarious, btw) i was just messing around with some other randoms and joanna with basketballs, and i like, fucking, collapsed on my ankle. there was a really gross crunch sound that i heard and it HURT SO FUCKING BAD. I don't think i broke/fractured it or whatever since i can move it, but it's definitely badly sprained. Actually, it might be fractured cuz it seriously is sooooo painful.

So, we were all the way at the sports center and my mum was at the chapel, waiting for me. Joanna piggy backed me all the way to the robertson circle place with all my bags and shit. such a trooper (I LOVE YOU!).

Anyway, got home, lay on bed, suffered and got to the point where i was holding back tears (i'm a pussy i know), and i was like MUMMMMMM HELLPP MEEEEEEEE. and of course, she thought a suitable solution was acupuncture. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i mean, i guess it wasnt that bad. i just kinda got over the fact that there were little pins sticking out of my skin at various points in my body and the fact that i felt like a pincushion/voodoo doll and just dealt with it, lol. there were some ones that REALLY HURRTTT, but yknw, i'm tough. B| she also used like, this little electroshock thing, omg it was just... so.... naidfo;sdf.

so, today, i was totally expecting to get back like, all of the exams, and was really excited/nervous/anxious of them. turned out to be incredibly anticlimatic. only got back two: maths (Merit D:) and english (Ex, Ex). I was pretty surprised i got excellence in unfamiliar texts in eng, cuz i'm usually so shit at it, but this year i'm actually LEARNING stuff in english (SHOCK HORROR GASP!). crazy! who knew you go to school to LEARN and get an education? Pshaw. Ummm, pretty gutted about the maths result lol. only 7 people in our entire class got Excellences, so that makes me feel better haha. Algds though, I can work on it for end of year exams (NCEA OMG).

parents arent letting me go to school tmrw though (ohthankgod, can you imagine me hopping around the school like a big dick?) i think i might just email my subject teachers and ask for my exam results cuz i really want to know.  i want to go to the hospital tmrw to see if its broken or not :/

My brothers girlfriend called just before and i was like "Lol, hi?" cuz u knw, i'd think she'd want to talk to my bro. But she started talking about vampire diaries, and i was like :D cuz i lent her season 1 and pretty much forced her to watch it, and she diiiiddd, and SHE'S TEAM DAMON, SO SUCK IT MEI/other pple who are team stefan. but lol, she started watching it on saturday and now its only wednesday and she's finished it all, and she's liek "omg damons so hot!! andifjsdfsdf damon kissed elena but it was really katherine, etc.... do you have season 2?!?!?!?" and im like lol nup sorry. YES SHES OBSESSED WITH THE VAMPIRE DIARIIIEESSS!!! I'm pretty much this close from saying to her "... WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!!!!" and giving her a big hug.

speaking of 'this close'. this mornings choir rehearsal was a frickin' disaster. I came in five minutes late (as usual) but i actually did try really hard this morning not to, and woke up really early and i wudve got there at like, half past, except my dad wasnt awake yet so i had to wait for him and shit. and she was soooo pissed when i walked in and was all like "YOU'RE LATE" and sheepishly, i'm like "yeah... um, sorry :(". after me, FIVE people walked in late, including michelle who is ALSO ALWAYS LATE and she normally comes in at EIGHT which is twenty minutes late but our choir teacher never yells at her. and plus she's been at kahunui so she really shudnt be late since she needs all the practice she can get. anyway, michelle, if ur reading this, im just using you as an example, i'm not like, trying to hate on you or nuthin'. well, our choir was sounding pretty shit so ms director gave us a big lecture and walked out on us and we were just sitting there liek ".... what.". so, we rehearsed on our own and a couple of other music teachers including ms G came out and they gave us big lectures and told us that ms director was crying in the staffroom and we were liek D: omg what?!  I mean, every other year i've done choir, i've never heard of anyone practising outside of the rehearsals and we've always got like, silvers and gold awards. I don't want to blame the new director, but thats the only changed variable, yknw? Like, fuck, i've worked HARDER than other years and we still sound shit, like, i practice at home and stuff, but tbh, it seems to be having an opposite effect, yknw? But yeah, competitions in less than a weeks time, and our choir isnt sounding or feeling very confident. If she was so worried and upset about us that it resulted in her breaking down, i dont understand why she couldn't just suck up her pride after breaking down and come back out again, to show HER commitment, since obviously, we need her as a conductor to practice efficiently. I don't like quitters.

Well, my feet are cold after icing them for so long. apparently you're only supposed to ice them for 30 minutes but i iced them for .... 4 hours? hmmm.....

i guess i had quite a good day? lol, even though i'm complaining so much, i actually felt really positive and easy going today. like, the smile wasnt forced at all. i guess that's kind of a gift, the fact that its not necessary for me to force my smiles most of the time. it just comes naturally? IDK, even with all the shit that's happened today.... maybe thats why i wasnt as gutted about my M in maths?

We also did science ICAS today. it was alright. not expecting too much from it, although a high distinction would be VERY NICE.

here's what i drew for joanna describing her bad day. (i was bored )







The End.

boo you camera whore

 

Day 13 - Something you wish you could've done differently

This holidays. I wish I did something more productive with my time. I was actually gonna study and shit, and got all my books out but they've just been collecting dust on my desk. I also wish I exercised. And didn't eat as much. And went out with friends more often. And didn't sleep my holidays away. 

I'm tired.

Schools starting on Wednesday. I'm really not looking forward to it since prelims are gonna be on. I CANT SWIM.

I finally got all my songs in itunes. Thank you cathee for telling me about home sharing. god it was so much easier.

words on windows

i wrote on my windows with whiteboard marker :)

and its cool when the sunsets, the shadows of the words go on my walls.

clouds look like candyfloss

Insert witty title here.

Finished my soft tech tshirt today :)

Ignore the face, mmkay?
ommgggg i'm so proud of it. it's a little small for me though :/

We did secret santa today. I forgot to bring mine ><". Zoe got me this big tub of candy canes!! There was 100 in it, now there's only 18. gave them all away haha.

bitches all took my rainbow coloured ones :(

We made dresses out of toilet paper today in business studies. Our group won !! 

OUR DRESS :D

And then in english, we watched simpsons episodes. We're also watching 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' in social studies. hahahaha. I dont even see the point of going to school anymore cuz we're not even learning anything. 

Adventure day tomorrow! I'm so screwed. It's mountain biking and tree adventures. I picked it cuz of tree adventures and I figured that I'd be able to learn how to ride a bike in the holidays. Yeah... It didn't happen. I'm gonna die tmrw :(

Can't wait till school ends! I'm going to china on saturday! So excited!! It's my first time overseas since I was seven. I think I should start packing. Hmm.

sticking shit up my walls

isn't finished yet.

PICNIC IN THE PARK YO

WARNING: CONTAINS CRAPPY RECOUNT-ESQUE WRITING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

AHHH today was SOO much fun!!!

So, Cathee came over to my house in the morning AT FREAKING 8.30AM. we hang out, she plays piano (dahaha), etc. We go over to school where we're all meeting up, and my mum sees lizzi and mum's like, 'oh is that your friend?... but she's white!' LOLOL
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Yeah, so we all gather and shit, and decide whether to go to the small park place w/ fountain near school or to cornwall park. While we're at the front gates, we see this whole bunch of teachers walking out, and we're like OMGLOL HIDE!! turns out, they were gonna have a picnic too... at the same park place w/ fountain near school. so, yeah. cornwall park it was.
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So, on the way to cornwall park, we were complete douches. We were yelling (PENIS!!!) and singing (Dynamite, Just the way you are, Last friday night) and sexually harrassing passerby-ers (HEY ANGEL, YOU DUH SEXY! OH YEAH, RIDE THAT BIKE!). We also got into a line and started marching. XD
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So, we got there, pigged out on food,

and took shitloads of photos that you can see on me and rebecca's facebooks. We did this thing where we all started talking really loudly and then stopped and went silent at exactly the same time, and then started cracking up again. there was this lady with a bunny sitting near us, and we all went up, in a line and were like "can we pet your bunny? :D" and went, one of a time, up to pet it LOLOL. also, there was this couple getting their wedding pictures taken, and i was SO tempted to go photobomb XDD. They started taking pictures near us, and i started playing 'wedding dress' by taeyang hahaha.

We played frisbee as well.

We saw this big dog and we're all like "JACOB! NO STOP! RUN!!" HAHAHAH. also, me and jo started HILARIOUSLY reenacting the twilight meadow scene. basically:
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/lying down in grass

Joanna/Bella: "EDWARD, *brethes hard* *bites lip* *runs hand thru hair*"

Me/Edward: *SPARKLESPARKLESPARKLE* "AND SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB."

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... trust me, everything i describe was a LOT funnier irl.

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okay, so once we've packed up and left the park, cathee realises she's lost her phone. so, a couple of us go back to find it. cherry found it tho :) then, we headed to the fountain near school. on the way, cathee and cherry run off and ditch us so its just me and jo, and we start spaz laughing at everything. she's like, "HEY, WHAT WAS U AND JOSH'S SONG?" and im like, this, and start playing we no speak americano, which has that weird indian-like intro at the beggining, and she starts cracking up and literally rofling. no lies, i have photos of it.

yeah, got to the fountain, where everyone had their feet in the FREEZING FOUNTAIN WATER. and joanna just hops into the fountain and gets herself soaking wet. pictures ALSO on facebook hahaha.

yeah, also lots of pictures of us on a tree branch. Oh, and we attempted to make a pyramid.

and made the word LOVE :

AHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO FUN ZOMG!!!!!!! :D