a post with gifs because i can't even describe the emotions i'm feeling.

BEST DAY EVER GUISE. SRSLY. BEST DAY.

oh, why? you may ask.
mainly because... I GOT MY LEARNERS LICENSE YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

basically, i woke up (at 2pm, cough) and i check my phone and i see i have two texts: one about having a voicemail, and one text message from an unknown number that started off with 'hi your new...'. and i was like OMG THIS IS THE TEXT ABOUT THE GLASSES OMGOMGOMG. so i opened the text message but my phone completely froze because its shit as, so i took out the battery, put it back in and restarted it. and it froze again when i tried to open the message and i had to take out the battery and restart it LITERALLY 4 times, but i tried to be patient about it because i had a feeling that it was about me getting my glasses, so i was in a good mood. ANYWAY, i finally open the meessage, and sure enough, it was about my glasses being ready and i seriously freaked and was like

and ran out of my room yelling out to my mum that my glasses were done. she thought i said 'my eyes are healed' because in chinese, glasses and eyes are the same word, and done and healed are the same word, so she was like WTF?! and im like, no no i mean, the glasses glasses. but she wasnt as excited as me....

ANYWAY, this meant that once i got my glasses, i could immediately go get my learners license. my glasses only took 2 working days to make and send here all the way from sydney!!! AHHHH BLESS THAT RECEPTIONIST. SHE IS SERIOUSLY THE SWEETEST 'STRANGER' I HAVE EVER MET. she marked it as 'urgent' which is why i got it so early. srsly. just ...

 she asked me to go back and show her my license after i got it, but when i got it, their store was closed already :( 

so, i bought my L's from a $2 shop and i pleaded with my mum to let my drive since i had waited so long and didnt want to wait any longer, so we went to this carpark area that was beside a park near my old house for my first time at the wheel ever!! i remembered that place cuz when i was really little and my brother would babysit me, he would take mums car down there and drive recklessly around the carpark with no hands and dragging and shit. hahaha.

my first time at the wheel. oh my friggin god. 

so, i start the engine and im just like, so fucking happy that i'm gonna drive (no one ever told me that tonnes of people learn how to drive before they get their licenses!! WTF GUYS!!!) and my mum tells me to put my foot on the brake while i change the PRNDL and im like, k whattevs, and after i do it, i let go of the brake AND THE CAR STARTS MOTHERFUCKING MOVING AND IM JUST FREAKING OUT CUZ I WASNT EVEN PRESSING THE GAS OR WHATEVER and i slammed the brakes really hard and my mum like, lurched right into the dashboard ahahahhaha. 

i kept trying out the brake but everytime i did it, no matter how softly it was done, we'd still lurch a little in our seats and i was like OMGGGGGGG I SUCK AT DRIVING I CANT EVEN BRAAAKEE, but at the same time i was laughing my fucking ass off. seriously, it was the funniest experience ever. especially cuz i wasnt even pressing the gas pedal, i was just doing circuits around the carpark and like, turning the steering wheel right to the end and my mum was doing a mixture of freaking the fuck out and laughing at me cuz i was turning so hard that my arms were crossing over and she was like WTF ARE U DOING VICKY, and i'm like MA I'M DRIVING LOOK IM DRIVING!!! and there were like, 2 cars in the carpark and i was so worried about crashing into them. AND FUCK YOU JADE i soooo could drive in a straight line!!! 

i dont think i went over 5km/h cuz everytime i wud use the gas pedal i wud freak out from how fast i was going hahahahaha.

oh yeah and my glasses make me look extremely nerdy haha. not even chic-geek, just geek, haha, nor is it like 'sexy librarian', it's more like, plain old librarian sans the sexy. i would take a photo but im using my computer in the dark right now cuz im sposed to be asleep and the webcam doesnt pick up ANYTHING. might post a pic another day though.

another reason today was the best day ever was cuz of the release of the BREAKING DAWN HONEYMOON CLIP THAT WAS AT COMIC CON OMG GUYS.

okay, if you've ever been a crazy fangirl like me, you'd understand this, even if you're fandom is harry potter or whatever. so, the days after the breaking dawn panel at comic con, other (more obsessed) fans like me were hunting down the honeymoon clip that they showed, but NO ONE COULD FIND THE BLOODY THING because NO ONE UPLOADED IT! there was only a stupid audio recording of it which was even more torturous cuz u cud hear music and stuff but u had no idea why the audience was screaming/wolf whistling/awwing. anyway, meilin tells me to go check out her link on facebook, and i put it off cuz im on the phone with sueyeon and meilin doesnt do a very good job on convincing me to see her link, but eventually i go onto her profile,click on the link AND REALISE ITS THE CLIP!!! 

and i freak. the fuck. out. 

....and sueyeons still on the phone wondering why i'm screaming and freaking out. and this continued for like, a minute, until i calmed down to explain that its the breaking dawn clip and yada yada and shes just like "oh. okay." and im like >>;; hold up for a minute, i must watch this.

and tbh it was kinda anticlimatic looool. i'd already heard and read about what happened in the clip and the clip was very bad quality, but I WAS STILL VERY VERY HAPPY!!

and then we had lobster for dinner :B

i got shit pieces BUT STILL!

and cruel intentions was on tv :D

guys seriously.

best fucking day ever.

on a shittier note, i havent actually done any holiday homework. at all. none. zero. 

i tried to start on my personal reading response and opened word and a new document and shit, but then i got distracted by, well, the internet. and then later that night i was going thru all my windows and saw that doc window open and was like 

and i was actually gonna do it tonight in bed, but i got distracted by your mum  this blog post.