grand theft auto 5

did anyone make a bet on how long i could last on the road without hitting anyone with a car?
cuz whoever got a month and a bit won.

yep. i hit someone.
with a car.
while i was driving.

they're alright though! they went to the hospital, had a couple broken bones and a concussion. and a little internal bleeding. it's alright. didn't dent the car or break the windscreen or anything.


... im joking btw.

but yeah, i did hit someone. not too bad though. only in the arm with my sideview mirror. and i was going at like, 10kph so it wasnt too hard.

basically what happened yesterday was that I was driving through that road between our school and the asb showgrounds near one tree hill, and there were cars parked on both sides of the road, completely filling each side up, so when i was driving through there, it was really cramped. this dumb bitch was walking like:

and my brother was like SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN when he saw her and i did and i was at 10kph so i thought it was slow but he was still like SLOW DOWN UR GONNA HIT HER and i was like NO IM NOT GONNA HIT HER

.... and then i hit her.

i started to just drive off cuz it was really embarrassing and i didnt know what to do but my brother was like HOLY SHIT VICKY YOU HIT HER! and i was like UHHHHH!!! and he was like STOP THE CAR AND GO OUTSIDE AND APOLOGIZE and i was like OKAYOKAYOKAOKAY and i had to stop the car and stop all the traffic and go outside and i was just like I'M SORRY IM SO SO SORRY ARE YOU ALRIGHT? IM LEARNING TO DRIVE IM SORRY and the dumb bitch was just like OH ITS ALRIGHT, DONT WORRY and i decided even though she was dumb, she was a nice dumb bitch cuz she could've sued me or something but she didnt so she was pretty cool BUT SHE SHOULD STICK TO THE FOOTPATHS NEXT TIME.

anyway, i went from burger king to the warehouse by dominion rd, and parked in the warehouse (i didnt crash! :D) and then i went along dominion rd again and back into thewarehouses road, and somehow ended up in parau street. then i went to school by my usual route, and went through the road where i hit the girl. went along greenlane and got to great south road where my restaurant is, and then drove towards home but didnt go home. went past mt roskill grammar and went to bunnings warehouse and finally drove back home!

... i made a map.