ORIGAMI CRANE

For Sueyeons (Belated) birthday card (thats not really a card) thing, I'm gonna make 15 origami cranes and write messages on the wings of them. Thought it was a good idea at the time, but then i actually started making the cranes and they all look like deformed little... shitpieces. It takes me ages to make one. I'm on number 7 at the moment.

Quite relaxing though, tbh.



I'm getting fat. Sitting on my bed everyday, sleeping till past noon, and not doing any exercise whatsoever. MAAAAAAAN.

fruitytooty

So fucking obsessed with smoothies right now.
Made one today with banana, berries, feijoa and kiwifruit. ohmygooooooddddd.

Smoothies over any other drink. Anyday.



Today in the car with my mum, 'baby' by justin bieber came on the radio and i started laughing and asked my mum:

"Do you think this is a boy or a girl singing?"

and she's like:

"... girl."

and I'm like LOL and then she looks at me and she's like:

"Oh, is this the boy that all the girls scream over?"

and I nod and she kinda just looks at the radio and is like:

"he's not even a good singer."

I always seem to say the wrong thing and act extremely awkward and clumsy when I meet new people.

easter show was .... interesting.

lots of standing around and not knowing what to do with my hands - the result? locking and unlocking my phone repeatedly.

6 hours of just making a complete dick of myself.

speaking of dicks... i called the 3 guys I met "blowjobs". Like, "LOL YOU BLOWJOB", as a reference to Russell Peters. They didn't get it. It was awkward.

fuuuuuuuuck my life.

"Hi this is sue....

... from the plastic surgery department. We hear you have made an appointment for a chin reduction. Is this true? Okay thank you."

LOL FUCK BRO YOU'RE HILARIOUS. HAHA. Thing is, I already get that shit from my friends all the time, so if you want to actually come up with something insulting, you're welcome to prank call me again.


Lol so fuck you cuz I know my lifes great. I got a family who love me, I have a warm bed and a roof above my head. I like my eyes and my hair and I bet I'm more talented than you and I'm a much nicer person too because I don't go around calling people up and leaving shitty (and pretty pathetic attempts of) hate messages, cause I'm confidant about myself, and I don't need to bring others down in order to entertain myself. Every night, I can think of lists and lists of good things that happened to me that day. I go to school, get good grades and have good friends. You can tease me about my chin all the fuck you want and it doesn't even bother me anymore, cuz like you said, I'm getting a 'chin reduction' soon, and I've gone through primary, intermediate and a year of high school with this chin, and the the jokes dont even faze me anymore.

So yeah, I REALLY hope you read this, whoever you are, and I hope you realize how stupid and pathetic you are. What if I was someone who didn't have a good life, and I checked my voicemail to hear that? What if I had problems at home, problems with myself? What if I was really self concious about myself, and I heard that? What if I had had a really bad day, got home and heard that? Do you ever think of the consequences behind your actions? What if I seriously hurt myself, or committed suicide, with your message being the last straw? Would you be able to live with that? With the fact that because one saturday night, you got bored, prank called a random girl from your friends contact list, and she ended up dead because of you?

It's not funny.

Oh, btw, I don't even know why you were bored enough to call me tonight. Did you see what was on TV? Bridget Jones Diary and 2nd to last episode of America's Next Top Model!! I had to constantly flip between channels to watch each. You missed out man.

the embarrassment of me putting down my email address (that I made when I was seven) on applications and forms is unfathomable.

oh yeah btw.

dave franco - MY NEW HUSBAND.

he auditioned for edward cullen but didn't get it. UMMM, CASTING CREW, DO YOU NEED TO GO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED? he's my desktop background right now :D

oh, on a side note, speaking of francos. i got 127 hours off my brother a couple of days ago, even though he was weary of giving it to me and warned me it was incredibly gruesome, but i was like PSSH I CAN HANDLE IT. so, i just wanted to check out the bit where he cuts off his arm and like, fastforwded thru the film and HOLY SHIT MOST GRUESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IT WAS JUST AWFUL MY DREAMS ARE HAUNTED BY THE IMAGE OF HIS ARM BEING CHOPPED OFF AND BLOOD ALL AROUND HIS MOUTH AND HOLY SHIT. I'm usually not even squeamish around blood but that was freakin traumatizing. 

just ... yeah. if you have a weak stomach, stay away from that movie.

OH EXTRA SIDE NOTE. anyone watch new vampire diaries episode? IT WAS GOOD. KLAUS = BAMF. i am so pumped for the season finale. i have a feeling elenas gonna turn into a vampire in the finale cuz julie plec talks about how in season 3 they have to adjust to a new change and they really do an indepth look on immortality. and since the last episode is called "as i lay dying" I think it'll be that Elena gets killed but she consumed (most likely) Damon's blood beforehand so she comes back in season 3 as a vampire, but at the end of the season finale of season 2, she's like, laying there... dying.
90% chance i'm wrong.

too busy to be busy but still incredibly lazy.

i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reeeeaaalllyyy need to start on my holiday homework.

^ i didnt even  copy and paste that shit. SEE WHAT LENGTHS I HAVE TO GO TO WHEN I PROCRASTINATE.

It's like, I actually feel SICK when i think about how much homework I have to do. My legs get all numb and I do that weird body shiver thing. And I KNOW how freakin screwed I am but I seriously cannot bring myself to do it.

OMG KILL ME.


Slept over at Marias last night with Reb. OMG BECCA'S DOGS SO CUTE OMG I WANT TO STEAL IT AND PAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
.... Yeah that didnt come out right.


they didnt like remember me :(

Last song was better than i expected lol. Mainly cuz of liam hemsworths shirtlessness. yeeah boy.

omg i really want to read unbearable lightness by portia de rossi. i read like, the first 5 chapters online and i reeeally like it. and plus, its a memoir, so hopefully that falls under autobiography for reading log? i went to the public libraries and reserved it and apparently I'm the 93rd person on the waiting list.

yeah, so, i cant wait to read it.....

.... in 2015. =.="


i completely fail with the whole 30 day song challenge thing. omg, i just can't even think about that right now.

AND I HAVE TO MAKE SUEYEONS CARD AND DO THE CHINESE CINDERELLA ASSIGNMENT AND READ WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN AND WRITE A REPORT ABOUT IT AND FINISH MY ART ANIMATION AND WRITE MY FRENCH SPEECH AND DO MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRODUCT STORY THING AND REARRANGE MY POSTERS ON MY WALL AND TRANSFER EVERYTHING FROM MY OLD LAPTOP TO MY NEW ONE AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

i need a personal assistant.


any volunteers?




lol u knw when you hear someone say something and it's a song lyric and you start singing it but no one knows what the fuck youre on about? yeah.
whenever someone says  "back up" - forever and always piano version ,taylor swift
"i'll be back!" -  i'll be back, 2pm
... there are others but i can't remember them at the moment. LOL NO ONE CARES ANYWAY.