ghetto beats (book remix)

31/07/2013

I'M WRITING THIS BEFORE MIDNIGHT oMG OMGOMGOMG? TIRER LES SIGNAL D'ALARME!!!!!!!! but knowing me, by the time I finish it's going to be after midnight (TAKE A DRINK)

I have choir sectionals tomorrow morning ughhhh

1. Doing shit all at school

I had two free periods today! After TOK, in tutor time I ended up just talking ball dresses and dates with Cherry and Meilin and Nadia and stuff. Cherry tried on my lilac dress because I'm trying to sell it (mum couldn't get my dress today because she got out of class at 5pm and shops were closed so she's going tomorrow, fingers crossed!) and in all honesty she looks really good in it and fills it out so much better than I do. I think this is because of our different chest shapes ie she has bigger boobs lol. Then in free period P3 there was more ball dress/date talk outside the library, and STILL more when I went into the library (SHOUTOUT TO RAAYA HEY RAAYA HOW U GOIN GUUURL). Everyone has black dresses! I fit in with everyone but simultaneously I have become an indecipherable sheep in a dress that will be worn by at least 3 others. AH WELL

In my second free period in p6, Cerys and I hung out and started to do our presentation for social enterprise. THE PRESENTATIONS ARE ON SATURDAY, AS IN, THIS FUCKING SATURDAY. AND WE JUST REALISED THAT TODAY, AND WE HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING DONE!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I randomly made up a name for our thing while with Cerys: it's "immiNZ" because our idea is about immigration. Like it? That's basically all we've done so far. And we chose a theme for our prezi presentation hahahaha we're screwed

2. SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY!!!!!!

In that free period, mr allan's year 9 music class came and did some sort of filmed interpretive flash mob-style music performance using books and noises for beats and all this noise just came out of nowhere in the library and we were like wat is hAPPENING?!!?!? As they were leaving I heard Mr Allan saying that they were going to Mrs Reid's office hahaha I should've followed them and witnessed her and the other SMT's reaction.

3. Choir

Grace and I skipped our tutor session since we had to be at choir at 4pm instead of 4:30pm so that we could try on sizes for the school jackets we're buying for our cold trip to Dunedin for finale. Hung out with everyone (well not everyone) in the period beforehand, and just bummed around in the choir room as we were trying on the VERY LARGE jackets. The smallest is a size small but the shoulder seam comes down the slope of my shoulder and it's big on me but it's HUGE on the little year 9s!! When they wear the large, it looks like they're wearing a blanket hahaha. We found out what we're doing in Dunedin because we're going for 5 days when the performances are only over 3 days. On the first day we've got a lunchtime performance and then we can shop around (in Dunedin??? Great shopping hahaha) and have dinner together. The three middle days will be competition days where it's just listening to other choirs and performing twice. And then on the last day our choir director has planned for us to go to the Chocolate factory, Otago Uni campus, other touristy things, and we're going to play lazer tag!!!! LOL WTF I KNOW RIGHT?! I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR IT HAHAHAHA

Choir continues to sound better and better and I'm so happy for how far we've come :) This time last year, we still didn't know 3 of our 6 pieces to the extent that we had to pull them out of the Choral Showcase performance, but now we've got all 6 of our pieces (nearly) totally memorised!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

pigeon flirtin', pigeon kissin', pigeon lovin'!

30/07/2013

Well, today has been a very... rocky day! Although spoiler alert, it ends with a happy ending :)

1. Ball dress drama

First off I would like to begin by saying that I am not proud of myself today for the way I'd been acting over this whole ball dress situation. If you've been reading my blog, or if you've been in proximity of me today, you'd have at some point heard me complaining about my ball dress. From chemistry class when we were discussing ball, to my free period, to tonight on twitter, I have been a non-stop negativity truck. The worst thing is that it's SO PETTY!! Honestly, balls don't matter, they really don't. And I know this. I know my complaints over a dress is just so ridiculously insignificant that it's laughable. In all honesty, the whole concept of balls and proms is so superficial and so meaningless! It's all built on this idea which puts on so much pressure on students, especially girls, to live up to this idea of looking good in a stunning dress + accessories, with a hot ball date, perfect make up and intricate hair. Do you think it's worth spending so much money on one 4-hour experience, even though it's one of those experiences that many people feel obligated to have? 

Sorry, I digress, going back to what happened today: yes I was complaining a lot about the dress. Throughout the day I began to feel shittier and shittier about it. After school, my mum and I went to St Lukes to exchange my sweatpants at cotton on (AGAIN!!! i KNOW! We spent about half an hour debating the colours and ended up choosing an electric blue, which is the same as Sueyeon's pair hahaha) and afterwards my mum dragged me along to look at stores, and we ended up in blueberry and I tried on a ball dress just to see, and it wasn't very nice and made me look painfully flatchested (which I am, but hey the least I can do is hide the fact!). Then we went to forever new where we were looking at shoes, and then on the changing room rack, I saw a long black maxi dress and was like HMMM I'LL TRY IT ON! And then.... I fell in love with it.... SIGH. But alas, I already had a frumpy lilac dress waiting at home for me, and how could I be unfaithful to it? I've never been a cheater, never been one to go off and get a bit on the side! But seriously, I already had a dress so I don't know what I was doing torturing myself by trying on another dress that I really liked. I begged my mum to let me buy it so I could wear it instead of my lilac dress, and she was like guuurl you have a dress watchu doing?!?! And so with a heavy heart, I put it back on the rack and exited the shop in an even more sombre mood than before. 

Sat in the car in the carpark with mum for about half an hour and there were pigeons canoodling in front of us, on the roof of the building,and it was the most adorable thing ever!!! I THINK I STARTED TO SERIOUSLY SHIP THEM?!?! I SHIPPED PIGEONS WTF IS WRONG WITH ME. I don't know if you've ever seen pigeons kissing/mating/idk but they touch heads together and then they just swing their heads down and up down and up together!!! IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! And one of the pigeons was feeding the other one and after a while he kept doing the "peacocking" thing where he spread/stretched his wings!!! And then the girl pigeon did it as well and I was like lol wait don't males only do that oHMYGOD WHAT IF THEY'RE GAY PIGEONS OH YOU PRECIOUS CREATURES, BE FREE WITH YOUR SEXUALITY!!!!! which my mum found very entertaining hahaha. But after half an hour they finally flew away together which made me really sad because I felt that we had built a connection and they just left me without even a goodbye or a nod of recognition!! And I want to know the ending to their little romance!!! I bet they flew away to do the dirty in a private bush somewhere, those kinky voyeuristic motherfuckers!

Okay, well during all this pigeon watching (we were safely contained in the car and they were pretty far away so I wasn't afraid of them like I usually am) I was also having mini bursts of hormonal upset over the whole ball dress situation and had a pathetic little cry in the St Lukes carpark hahahaha. But okay, seriously, the dress I currently have was $154, then shipping was $20, and the tailor was $50, so the dress was $224. Then the shoes were $40, so everything altogether was $264. The dress in Forever New was $120 and the cute shoes there were $140, so that outfit would have been $260 WHAT IS GOING ON HOW DID I SPEND MORE BUT GET SHITTIER STUFF?!?!? I will say, however, that this has been a FANTASTIC learning experience. Do not google "cheap ball dresses" and expect to come up with good website results. And don't be so lazy that you do not actually try on any dresses in shops, instead venturing for the dress that you like online just because it's the best out of all the shitty ones you find off cheapdressesnz.com or whatever. For future reference.

Oh it gets worse and more mopey btw. So I came home and after bugging my brother and mum complaining about how shit my dress was, my brother said he'd buy it for me as my birthday present if I could sell my current dress. So I was like, sweet, I'll put the dress on and take photos of it and sell it on Ball Essentials walk in wardrobe on facebook! So I took photos... and my god it was horrible. It made me so depressed. All photos in that dress are horrendous. I don't even want to talk about it. I had to actually photoshop my frumpiness away in the photos for fucks sake. I mean, a huge part of a ball is taking photos, and if your ball dress looks disastrous in photos, then, really, what's the point.

UGH ok it all sounds really pathetic and I know it sounds pathetic but it's been conditioned into me that your ball is supposed to be this one magical night where everyone looks great and glamorous and I BLAME SOCIETY (can I blame society?). I mean, there are people dying and I am here whining over a frumpy dress like the world's ending.

After a more-than-one-hour-long phone call to Sueyeon that started off with me ranting to her about ball dress stuff and hearing myself and realising how dumb I sounded, (and ended with me facebook stalking all her guy friends) I went down to do my lunch and my mum was like "yo I'll buy you the black dress, and you can just take your time trying to sell your other one" and I was like "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

So yeah, she's going to go get it tomorrow while I'm at school because I have choir until 6:30 and we're worried if we wait to long, they'll sell out of it (there was only one in my size left). I LOVE HER OMG I FEEL LIKE I DEFINITELY DON'T DESERVE IT ESPECIALLY WITH MY TERRIBLE ATTITUDE TOWARDS IT ALL BUT OMG I'M SO HAPPY!?!? This may be premature because there is still the possibility of her going tomorrow and it being all sold out! To which my mum says would be a sign from a higher power that it just wasn't meant to be. I do have to make a sacrifice and not do swimming lessons this term (they're $170) but that's okay, I can still swim in the pool, just without the lessons. Won't count for CAS though, hahahha.

2. My second point of happiness was the pigeon cannoodling situation which I already described up there^. IT WARMED MY SAD LITTLE HEART OKAY. They're my OTP <3

3. Human interaction???

I enjoyed bugging my brother today since I was in a really weird mood and I started crying (jokingly but with real tears) at the prospect of him and his girlfriend breaking up hahahaha. AND I ALWAYS LIKE CALLING SUEYEON!!! Didn't get any homework done though because of it hahaha. SHE CALLED HER BROTHER A DICK AND I NEARLY SCREAMED BECAUSE SHE NEVER SWEARS BUT SHE SAYS IT'S NOT A SWEAR WORD BUT DICK IS DEFINITELY A CRUDE CUSS DONT U AGREE?!?!?! Also omg she's so strange when she's with her cat I love it, she gets all cutesy baby-voice-ish with him all the whilst repeating cheerfully/nonchalantly how he's going to die soon because he's so old?!?!?!?! SOUNDS RATHER "NOBORU-SKINNING-THE-CAT" TO ME....



4. EXTRA HAPPINESS: I GOT 29/30 FOR MY IOP FOR ENGLISH!!!! OH MYGODDDDDDDDDDDD SO STOKED!!!!!!!!! One point off for presentation which is fair enough!! This is half of what will be 15% of my overall english grade so I'm really glad I did well in it!

delicious mini dicks for dinner

28/07/13

Hi tihis was for yesterday i'm trying to do this really fast because i still need to do practice papers for tomorrows bio test and it's AFTER MIDNIGHT (take a shot)

1. got 2 french writings done (they take me an eternity each to write) i actually really enjoy writing french even though half of it is written by google translate but the thing is is that it takes me so long so i always put off french homework. oh god french now is like the equivalent of last year's art -____-

2.ummm???? i cant remember what happened yesterday???!?!? omg im sorry too much stress i cant remember

3. im sure it was a good day i just recall myself at my desk all day doing holiday homework?? i watched an episode of himym at lunch whilst i ate a really good bagel?! idk man whenever food has more than 2 types of meat in it, it's deemed good in my eyes. that one had roast chicken, roast beef, and salami mmmm i would make such a good wife (OOPS SEXIST JOKE i should be ashamed)



29/08/13

1.First day of school! lots of hugging in the morning which was nice. omg french exchange students just make my life UGH WHEN THEY SPEAK WITH THEIR FRENCH ACCENTS OHMYGOD IT'S LIKE MUSCIC TO MY EARS?!?!?!?!?

2. souvenirs from friend who went to the school trips! jade got me hilarious penis pasta from venice (seriously, pasta shaped like little penises, I'M PLANNING ON SERVING IT WITH SOME SORT OF WHITE CREAM SAUCE and just eat all the evidence so my parents dont come across it and be like wtf vicky r u eating dick) and cherry and nee got me a very pretty bracelet with glass beads from some sort of glass jewelry shop in venice. meilin apparently spent $100 nzd on chocolate in poland because she had exchanged too much polish money and needed to use it up hahaha so that's what we're all getting from her.

3. OH SPEAKING OF MEILIN ON HER HISTORY TRIP: at a mall/streetcorner/something in russia there were people handing out free vodka shots and coffee shots and she had ONE VODKA SHOT and she was out like a light and drunk as a bum omg i nearly peed from laughing when i heard oh bless <3 apparently the teachers took a photo of her as she was stumbling around drunk on the sidewalks of russia, i cant wait to see it in the college magazine!!!j ust kidding]



sorry i'm typing really badly i'm trying to do this aS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND OH GOD IT'S ALREADY 12:20AM OH FUCK ME I'M OUT

"oh crap, i'm a painted whore!!!!!" - d.winchester

27/07/2013

1. I had planned to start bio revision at 2pm today and it was 1:45pm and I was like hmm maybe I should try some ball eye make up for 15mins! .... This lasted until 4pm.... and then I went out grocery shopping sigh. So I didn't get any bio study done. But look I camwhored a lot because of the make up, here, looksee:

 

Doesn't make up make such a difference? ^_^

False eyelashes are such a bitch holy fucking shit I think if I wear them at the ball I'll only wear a small piece at the outer corner of my eyes because a whole strip gets in the way of my goddamn vision!!!!!

My lips here is a blend of a light pink lipstick, a BRIGHT red lipstick, a black lipstick, and the Anna Sui lip balm that Joey got me ages ago. Oh if you're wondering why I have a black lipstick, my mum got it made for me when she was still working as a QC at Shiseido's factory. It was for my halloween witch costume <3 too bad I didn't have a goth phase, right?

2. House Rules is pretty entertaining. I was watching it while eating lunch (breakfast) today. Why do I keep enjoying dumb reality tv shows what the fuckkkkk

3. Grocery shopping basically entailed me berating my mum (which is fun) as she walked around with her eyes glued on her phone I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOME FREAKY FRIDAY SHIT!!!! I BECAME THIS CLOSE FROM CONFISCATING HER PHONE!!!! 

Guess whose last day of holidays is tomorrow and still has to do all her french and history homework and bio studyyyyy???? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAY IM SO EXCITEDDDDD

bonus plus: i'm probably not going to be able to fall asleep at a regular time tomorrow night so I'm going to be severely lacking sleep on Monday which means I'll want to nap when I get home which means less time to study for my bio test on Tuesday!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

bad late night tv that is surprisingly good

26/07/2013

1. Got a haircut! And managed to get a bit of Gatsby read while I was waiting there! Hair looks long and normal when it's down, but when it's tied up it looks crazy short! Think I might wear it in a bun for a couple weeks until it grows out a bit. Need to start looking for pics of updos that I can take to the hairdresser for the ball!

2. Finished all of chem and maths and sorted out what I'm actually doing for English interactive oral (i didn't even know my topic omg). Got my french vocab list done. Studied a little Bio. Still haven't done any of the actual French writings nor my History plan!! And according to the other chem class, our class has a test on Thursday?! WHAT!!?!!?

3. This is shameful but I watched a whole episode of the Bachelor Pad on TV tonight and I got really into it. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY VOTED JAKE OFF INSTEAD OF KASEY UGHHHHHHHH. Props to the editors for making it pretty intense at the end. I'm really disgusted in myself hahahah. I'm so tempted to google who wins at the end... EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS SO UNLIKEABLE EXCEPT FOR LIKE, TWO PEOPLE!?!? What have I become omg







I'm still feeling pretty shit over my ball dress tbh. I kind of want to find an older friend who I can borrow a dress from, and asked Sueyeon's sister but her dress is too small. Sigh. It's really pretty pointless spending so much time bothered over it since it's only for one night. Otherwise I'm pretty excited for the ball??? It's coming up pretty soon!! Only three weeks left....

Also I'm getting really confident at driving insomuch as I want to go try out for my restricted soon... maybe? (SORRY I'M TRYING TO WORK "INSOMUCH AS" AS MUCH INTO MY VOCAB AS POSSIBLE)

macklemore knows where it's at

25/07/2013

HI YOU SHOULD ALL START BLOGGING MORE PLS IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO IN THESE HOLIDAYS TBH GUYSSSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL SO ALONE ON THIS WEBSITE WHY IS NO ONE BLOGGING UGH

It's been nearly 2 months of daily blogging from me! I think it's going rather well!!! YAY!!!

1. I need to stop buying clothes!!!!!!!

My mum went to Kmart to get a lamp thingy and I tagged along and checked out the clothes section and I mean, I very rarely ever go to Kmart but holy mother of shit is the stuff there cheap!!! I NEVER KNEW THE STUFF THERE WAS SO CHEAP WTF? I got some 3 pairs of cute undies for $10 which is a fucking ridiculous bargain and then did a little dance when I saw there were those same hoodie jackets they sell in cotton on for $25!! Except these ones were $14??? Scooooorrreeeeee!!! You can't even tell they're any different to the cotton on ones! In fact, I think they might be better than the ones at cotton on because those ones have a strange scratchy not-very-warm white criss-cross inner lining, and the ones I bought are more fleecy and comfortable. Sure, I may be losing a bit of street cred for wearing Kmart shit bUT WHO CARES OMG IT WAS A FUCKING BARGAIN I WIN I'M HAPPY I AM A SMART SHOPPER SUCK IT ALL Y'ALL HOMIES WHO ARE WILLING TO PAY $60 FOR A PLAIN WHITE TSHIRT DESIGNED BY KANYE WEST WHO'S LAUGHING NOW JUST GO TO KMART FOR FUCKS SAKE

Oh, also, I went and exchanged the grey sweatpants I got yesterday with Sueyeon for the neon highlighter orange ones because I'm just a neon highlighter orange kind of person, ya know? SHIT I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS THE RIGHT COLOUR TBH there are no winners in this game i'm too indecisive for shopping IT'S JUST NOT FAIR

2. My dad has now joined QQ with my mum and all their college buddies and basically my parents have become teenagers who stay in their bed all day with their phones in their faces... what has the world come to!?!??! It's nice seeing them happy and hearing them laugh so much though :)

And I think my parents finally understand how I can always get so distracted talking to friends on facebook and stuff because they're experiencing it firsthand now!

3. Planned to do Maths, Chem, English Interactive Oral, History Plan, One French Writing, and 90 minutes of Bio study today. Ended up doing just Chem. 

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BFF Chronicles: "IS THIS A GOOD SONG?!?"

23/07/2013 + 24/07/2013 (but mostly 23/07)

Wow okay I just realised the date and now I'm in a bit of shock at how fast the year has gone by!!!! Where is my life going omg someone stop the train i want to get off it heeeeeeeeeelp

This shall be a mixture of yesterday and today because I am too lazy to write separate posts oops. I'm going to try something new with the three things in this post and I'll see if I like it better to what I had been doing prior to this.

1. City

Yesterday Sueyeon came over to mine for our quarterly sleepover! We went into town to watch Monsters University and to get my birthday present. Josh texted beforehand and said that he needed to go into Hallensteins and exchange his suit for one in a bigger size, so I invited him along as well. Josh got on the wrong bus so he came pretty late around after 1, and the movie was at 1:30. Monsters University was really good!!! There was a part where I got kind of annoyed that it was so cheesy and unrealistic and I thought that it had ended but then PLOT TWIST and I was kinda glad they didn't make it all so easy lol. Good ol' pixar never faileth. The cinema was pretty packed and we were seated right up the front so I wanted to move somewhere to the back but there wasn't any room. Despite the initial neck-craning discomfort, it wasn't too bad. I love the short films before pixar movies!!! They're so fantastic uvu

After the movie we went to hallensteins to help Josh with his suit picking and boy do I not understand suits at all!!! THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME! You know that scene in Devil Wears Prada where Miranda holds up two almost identical blue belts and says they're so different, and Andie scoffs? Yeah, that was me in there. There were some hot shop assistants/customers and Sueyeon and I were just perving on people while Josh took a fucking eternity trying on his two suits. No I swear he was in there for half an hour at a time, I thought he was growing an ant colony in there or something, my god. Lol when we went to the counter to pay, the sales assistant dude was making nice conversation with us and asked us if we just got off university and we were like "nope we're in high school"!!!!! YAAAAAAAY I GOT MISTAKEN FOR A UNIVERSITY STUDENT HAW HAW IN YOUR FACE,WOMAN-WHO-MISTOOK-ME-FOR-A-THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD-IN-FARMERS!!!!!!! Proudest moment of the year tbh :')

Sueyeon and Josh got some sushi and then we went to Cotton On so that Sueyeon could get me some sweatpants for my birthday. Except I spent waaay too long trying on different coloured ones and ended up just buying grey ones lol. I kinda wish I went with something more eyecatching and fun, like bright orange or something but oh well. These have a fluro yellow stripe running down the side so I guess it's not toooo mundane? Joanna and Ling were in city and came to cotton on to say hi, and Joanna attacked Sueyeon once again (sigh).

We parted ways and Sueyeon and I headed back to my house on the bus.

2. Night antics

I can't specifically remember in what order we did things, but we watched the first episode of season 3 Game of Thrones because Sueyeon hadn't seen it yet, and it was part of the deal that if I watched a Doctor Who episode, she would watch 3x01 of GoT. After that we watched the Blink ep of DW and it was pretty good! And scarier than I expected it to be but still not as scary as some Supernatural episodes haha. I probably still won't continue with DW though. Carey Mulligan is so flawless I love her!

SUEYEON SHOWED ME HER SCRAPBOOK BFF NOTEBOOK OMG IT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! SHE HAD NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT UNTIL THAT MOMENT AND IT CONTAINS ALL THE BIRTHDAY INVITATIONS AND BIRTHDAY CARDS I GAVE HER, AND POLAROID SHOTS OF BDAY/XMAS PRESENTS I GOT HER, AND LITTLE CUTE MSGS CAPTIONING STUFF, OMG IT GOES TO ALL THE WAY WHEN WE WERE 9 YEARS OLD AND HAS MY "YOU'RE INVITED TO VICKY'S 10TH BIRTHDAY PARTY" DUMB PARTY INVITATIONS THAT I MADE ON MICROSOFT WORD OMG IT'S SO PRECIOUS AND SHE STUCK IN THE PRINTED OUT LYRICS OF THE TWO SONGS I WROTE FOR HER FOR HER BIRTHDAYS. One was for her 11th birthday I think, and the other was for her 14th, and I still remembered the tune to the 11th birthday one (after some reminders from the ever talented singing of Sueyeon) even though it was SIX YEARS AGO!!! omg the book was soooo cute ok I WAS SO FUCKING MOVED!!!! There were letters I sent to her from Kahunui and I did a dramatic reading of it and in it I was talking about peeing in the river with my house mates (lol I know right) and I got distracted and started telling her all the grossly hilarious toilet related adventures I had at Kahu and she was fucking pissing herself laughing (irony) to the point where she was just silently wheezing and even semi puked a little hahahahaa (well, digested food started moving back up her oesophagus, but im gonna say it counts as puking) and i was just laughing at her bcs tHATS WHAT GOOD FRIENDS DO!!!!!!!!

My family friend (the one who might be doing my ball make up) brought her curling rod today to my house, so Sueyeon and I decided to curl our hair and check it out. This felt very much like a stereotypical slumber-party thing to do hahaha. I did Sueyeon's, even though her hair is already naturally kind of curly, and she just said it looked like her bed hair. I tried it on myself and it didn't look particularly good either so I don't think I'll curl my hair for the ball... But it was fun to do! We had a nice DMC and read my diaries from when I was 10 years old lol.

Watched the Mystery Spot episode of Supernatural with Sueyeon because I told her it was funny, except I forgot that the ending gets super depressing, and she got all sleepy because she didn't know what was going on. WE WATCHED THE NEW ONE DIRECTION VIDEO AND SHE WITNESSED ME HAVING A MELTDOWN OVER ONE DIRECTION BECAUSE I HATE THAT I LOVE THEM UGH WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE AND WHY DOES ZAYN MAKE SUCH A HOT CHICK WTF OMG ZAYN NEEDS TO GO OUT IN DRAG MORE OFTEN TBH??????

3. Late night antics

OK so I think this might be one of those "you had to be there" incidents which I found fucking hilarious, but my retelling of it will sound really lame. Well, we both drank V at like, 10pm and caffeine is evidently very effective on me but Sueyeon was knackered and just wanted to sleep. It started out innocently enough - it was like, 1am and I was showing her some songs off my phone seeing if she liked them (she has a very picky music taste). Sueyeon was ready to sleep but I wouldn't stop playing music and kept putting it near her ear and generally being an annoying shit, and all through this I was basically like RIGHT NEXT TO HER FACE and she was so tired that she would fall asleep for 2 second durations and I kept waking her up with "IS THIS A GOOD SONG??!?", and "DO YOU LIKE IT" and omg it sounds so not even funny but it was fucking hilarious because she would wake up after seconds and have this moment of realisation that she was awake and that I was leaning over her with my phone playing some sort of indie-band song and she'd just GROAN and I was filled with some sort of sick pleasure in torturing her and DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS LITERALLY GASPING FOR BREATH I WAS FUCKING WHEEZING IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT OF MY LIFE!!! I thought that we could've done an experiment with me playing different genres of music as she was asleep and waking her up to see what she dreamed of and if it was affected by the music but she couldn't fall asleep anymore because I had fucked with her until she was wide awake haahahhaahaaaaaaa. Before that, she had a nightmare in one of her brief stints of sleep where I was just standing over her holding my cellphone at her so she was basically dreaming of her nightmarish reality. In order to calm us down she told me to play an episode of Game of Thrones which I was totally okay with doing!!! And then we slept. At 4:30am. I literally spent 2 and a half hours from 1am to 3:30am just playing snippets of songs and annoying her omg I love sleepovers <3




extra #4: aaaaaaand then today we woke up at 1pm and made breakfast and watched 3 episodes of GoT and one episode of SPN (muahahhhaha) and did nothing until she left at 6pm.

extra #5: my period had been 10 days late and I was worried it was going to come randomly during the night in our sleepover bUT IT JUST CAME AN HOUR AGO AND I FELT IT AND MANAGED TO GET TO IT IN TIME BEFORE IT CREATED A DISASTER!!! I AM SO PROUD OF MY CUNNING ABILITY TO OUTSMART MY UTERUS HAAA BOOM MOTHERFUCKER I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry for the tmi lol