seriously God? I'm short enough already, you don't have to use your shrink ray on me.

can i just say, i go fucking all out during those games we play in social studies. that's why our table always win. fuckyeah.

bitch i'll come run you down like a rhinoceros. hehehehhe.

sticking shit up my walls

isn't finished yet.

ian fucking somerhadler

GUYS. I just had THE BEST DREAM EVER.

i met ian somerhadler. it was fucking epic.
so, i was at school, and i think i won a competition or some shit, and i went to this room where ian was there and 15 other reporters/photographers/whatever. and i was all like "umm, can i get a picture with you?" and he was all like "yeah sure!" and we took a picture and i was like "YEEEAHHHH." and then we talked and i was not fangirly at all, and we became friiieeenddss and he's like, "can you get me [...something]" cuz he needed to go to another interview, and im like "mmkay" and i was gonna go get it but then realised i didn't know how to get it back to him cuz he was gonna leave so he's all like "oh, here's my number." AND IAN FUCKING SOMERHADLER GAVE ME HIS NUMBER, but before i left to get it, i asked for another picture with him and he agreed and we took another picture, and that's when the dream ended.

fuck, he's taken over my unconscious mind. this is not healthy.

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i remember having a dream with edward cullen, back when I was really really really obsessed with twilight. we were at paknsave and were picking out moisturiser/baby oil. i remember waking up and being all like, wtf.

seven deadly sins

Part 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.

• my sense of humour and ability to make people laugh
• my eyes + eyelashes lmfao
• my ‘happy’ attitude
• the fact that I’m smart…. or whatever…
• i’m outgoing?
• my musical ability trololol
• having great friends and family

Part 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet. 

• being tall
• being thin
• money
• having self control
• being totally out and honest about stuff
• a love life
• confidence at certain things

Part 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off. 

•  PeOPle WhO TyPE Lykk DiiS
• Racist people (that are actually serious)
• People who think they’re ‘too cool’ and judge me and my friends for having fun.
• Second place
• Hypocrites and people who overreact… and IGNORANT PEOPLE.
• bad actors
• When I run out of credit on my phone

Part 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do. 

• homework
• exercise
• read
• sleep
• tidy my room/house
• 30 day tumblr challenges
• my damn ‘wall of things’ that’s only like, an eighth done and looks like shit atm.

Part 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires. 

• more nice, wearable clothes
• more money
• a bigger room
• being taller/thinner (dude, isnt the greed section the same as envy?)
• more time (is that material?)
• MORE MONEY
• MORE MONE- oh wait. 

Part 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.

• twilight
• fanfiction
• miley cyrus music (erk, sorry guys ><)
• justin bieber music (… ditto)
• knowing secrets? (fuuuck this is hard…)
• proving my parents wrong
• …. food?

Part 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.

•  ’He’ wasn’t my first ‘boyfriend’. I just totally forgot about my old one. loolol whooops.
• there was a period where I wasn’t over him.
• never been kissed.
• I always have to have a crush on a guy. However, this year is the only year where this didn’t necessarily happen
• i have no love life. like, at all. see, this is what happens when you go to a fucking single sex school.
• It was never meant to work out. 

1OOTH POST!!!

Everyone talks about how they can really be themselves on tumblr. i dont feel the same way. i feel like i can only be myself on blogspot. On tumblr, I always feel nervous when i post something cuz I want to impress. I want my tumblr to have smart, meaningful or funny sayings or pictures so I can get more followers/notes. On blogspot, i really don't care about the followers or notes, especially since barely anyone reads this blog, so I just write or post whatever the fuck I want.